Articles tagged with: violent
You knew what you got when Roger Moore was James Bond - safari jackets, volcano HQs and women called Felicity Nobgobbler. Not any more, though. Daniel Craig is James Bond now, so that means that when you watch a James Bond film you're essentially getting whatever happened in the last Bourne movie, but without any of the interesting bits about amnesia. And this has upset Roger Moore. Moore says he's saddened by all the flashy violence in the new Daniel Craig James Bond movies, and he wishes that 007 films could be more like the ones he made. The thing is, he's got a point - we know we'd have enjoyed Quantum Of Solace quite a lot more if all the parkour scenes starred a wheezy old man in a corset who looks like he smells of urine-soaked leather instead of Daniel Craig.
Suge Knight, the hip-hop Uncle Albert, is a fairly intimidating man - he's like a great big bear with an exceptionally unflattering beard. Make that a great big bear with an exceptionally unflattering beard and a nasty habit of driving round Las Vegas punching women in the head and threatening them with knives until he gets arrested. Or punching one woman in the head and threatening her with a knife, at least. And that woman's his girlfriend. Allegedly. Suge Knight has been arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon and domestic violence. Oh, and possession of a controlled substance too, because he allegedly had Ecstasy and hydrocodone on him when he was busted. Like we've always said, there ain't no violent knifey drug party like a Suge Knight violent knifey drug party.
It must be great to be married to a comedic actor.
You would always be rolling on the floor with laughter and your text messages would be constantly filled with zany LOLs and your knee would have a constant bruise from all that knee-slapping hilarity.
That is unless you’re Bill Murray’s wife, in which case you’d be rolling on the floor after being clocked by your drunk, drugged up husband and you’d have non-hilarity induced bruises. Or at least, those are some of the things Bill Murray’s wife is saying led to her filing for divorce from Bill Murray just now.
Now what do we learn here, ladies? We learn that marrying a man for his stunning good-looks does not make for a lasting relationship.
The thing that sets EastEnders apart from all the other British soaps is how gritty and realistic it is compared to everything else.
After all, anyone who's ever been to the east end of London knows that every five or six weeks a gang of unconvincing, slightly-too-theatrical thugs burst into the local pub for no real reason and kick a pregnant woman over.
That exact thing happened on EastEnders not so long ago, and now Ofcom has criticised the episode. Not because of the unusual and irresponsible level of pre-watershed violence, though - but because it was honestly the single most rubbish thing to appear on television in the last 12 months, other than the failed BBC2 pilot Look! Adrian Chiles In A Bikini! And because of the violence too, actually. A bit.
