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Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Please Lonely Women In The Dark Knight Rises

by Mof Gimmers

Ooooh! Squeee! Joseph Gordon-Levitt is totally, like, the thinking woman’s crumpet right? He seems kinda smart and he’s got that face which is totally hot. NOT IN A CONVENTIONAL WAY THOUGH! He’s like, hot in a slightly not conventional way. He’s such a dreamboat! He’s like that Michael Cera chap with added handsomeness. Cute, smart, [...]

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Wait A Minute?! What’s All This About Heath Ledger’s Joker Appearing In The Dark Knight Rises?

by Mof Gimmers

You know how Heath Ledger is dead? Like, properly dead? Dead like Michael Jackson as opposed to Elvis (no-one has ‘spotted’ him flipping burgers or selling smokes to minors)? Well, bafflingly, he might be in the next Batman film. You heard. Heath ‘Is Dead’ Ledger is to star in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’. Of course, [...]

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Batman 3 Is Now Called The Dark Knight Rises: Exit The Riddler And Enter The Pyg?

by Mof Gimmers

The new Batman films have been ace. They’ve straddled the line of edgy and dumb-ass perfectly. Basically, they’ve been action flicks for people who like to think they’re too smart for ‘em. Wise move. And there’s been a lot of anticipation over the imminent movie, which we’ve been referring to as ‘Batman 3′, just to [...]

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Tom Hardy To Star In Batman 3 As A Nasty Villain Type

by Mof Gimmers

We say Batman 3! Fanboys shout ‘For the last time! It’s not Batman 3!’ Okay, it’s not the most effective of call-and-responses, but it’s something we seem to do at an alarming rate. Anyway, since the new Batman films came out and salvaged the superhero’s name from being written off as a constant source of [...]

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Rhys Ifans Is The New Spiderman Villain… But Who Will He Play?

by Mof Gimmers

Rhys Ifans has been cast as the baddie in Marc Webb’s reboot of the Spiderman franchise, which definitely needed a shot in the arm after those three woeful Toby Maguire films. Seriously. They reeked! He’ll be squaring up on-screen to someone called Andrew Garfield. No. We don’t have the foggiest notion who that is either. [...]

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Spider-Man 4 To Also Be Catwoman 2, As Villains Go

by Shawn Lindseth

Things are about to get awkward down at the Hall of Justice. Not only does everyone have to pretend not to notice the strange sexual tension between the Wonder Twins, but Apache Chief has taco farts and the rec room’s been cleared out. And on top of that - somehow Spider-Man‘s started to date Catwoman and [...]

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