Video games these days just aren’t as violent as they used to be. Sure there’s more shooting, burning, blowing things up and prostitute raping, but we just don’t think that sort of thing matches up to Frogger. Seriously – remember how he used to get squished? Halo’s got nothing on getting squished.

Thank goodness then for Skull Kid – It’s a simple game with an opening ‘hint’ that goes something like this:

“Get right up against things before chainsawing them, and keep at it until you cut all the way through.”

Games with those kinds of instructions are never bad. In level one you just walk through an office cutting things in half – things like couches, water coolers, coworkers and what we think is your boss. On level two though – they start fighting back.

So you know, watch out on level two.

Slice your coworkers in half with Skull Kid now!

Grab your joysticks – because today we are looking at the sexiest video game babes ever!

A bunch of pixels they may be – but, let’s face it, for some men, it’s the closest they’ll ever get to playing around with a real woman.

Now, we know what you are thinking – that’s a pretty messed-up list. How could a video game character be sexy? Why not focus on real women instead? And you would be totally right. In fact, we are hanging our heads in shame as we speak.
But wait! When have we ever cared what people thought of us? Besides, we are warming to the idea of a woman with big breasts who does whatever you tell her to do. Not really… so confused.

Of course, scientists confidently predict that due to the fact that the women in video games are becoming more and more realistic there is soon going to be a huge demand for another port. Now that’s messed-up.

Tests have also proved that Lara Croft – the video game character – has double Jessica Simpson‘s IQ. Not that intelligence was really that high on the reasons we find Jessica Simpson attractive. Of course, we are just joking – about the new port thing at least. Anyway, sit back, enjoy and check out the pixels!

28. Konoko
Game: Oni

27. Rei Kurosawa
Game: Fatal Frame 3


26. Alyx Vance
Game: Half-Life 2

25. Alexandra Roivas
Game: Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem

24. Cammy
Game: Street Fighter

23. Hana Vachel
Game: Fear Effect

22. Princess Peach
Game: Mario

21. Chun Li
Game: Street Fighter

20. Meryl Silverburgh
Game: Metal Gear Solid

19. Jill Valentine
Game: Resident Evil

18. Orchid
Game: Killer Instinct


17. Jade
Game: Beyond Good & Evil


16. Morrigan Aensland
Game: Darkstalkers

15. Rynn
Game: Drakan: Order of the Flame

14. Sophitia Alexandra
Game: Soul Caliber Series

13. Firiona Vie
Game: EverQuest


12. Mai Shiranui
Game: Fatal Fury/King of Fighters series

11. Samus Aran
Game: Metroid

10. Aya Brea
Game: Parasite Eve

9. The Girls of Dead or Alive
Game: The Dead or Alive series

8. Rayne
Game: Blood Rayne 1 and 2

7. Elexis Sinclaire
Game: Sin

6. Kaileena
Game: Prince of Persia 2 and 3

5. Rachel
Game: Ninja Gaiden 2

4. Ivy
Game: Soul Caliber

3. Ada Wong
Game: Resident Evil 4

2. Joanna
Game: Perfect Dark

1. Lara Croft
Game: Tomb Raider series

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