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10 Best MTV VMA Moments (So Far)

August 27th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The MTV Video Music Awards are tomorrow, so I’ve been celebrating it by posting some sweet lists to relive its rich cultural history. Yesterday I looked at some of the best vma outfits, today I’m going to take a walk down memory lane and remind you all of some of my favorite vma moments.

So while Drake is busy taking out billboards to celebrate Rihanna’s Vanguard award at this year’s ceremony (what’s the deal with their relationship?! Will we ever get the truth??), I’m going to force some of my favorite MTV memories on you.

Oh Look, Shia LaBeouf Is Basically Naked In A Video Again

January 9th, 2015 By Megan Leitch

For a minute there it seemed as if weird, artsy fartsy Shia LaBeouf was gone.? Fixed by Brad Pitt, LaBeouf again looked as if he took showers and realized that fighting with homeless guys was a bad idea.? He was even potentially starting to get hot again (I know I can’t believe I wrote that either).

But now LaBeouf is co-starring in singer Sia’s new music video, and not only is dirty hipster looking Shia back,?it’s stirring up some major controversy.? Some see it as a super deep, complex dance piece.? Others see it is a pervy old dude in briefs getting way too friendly with a child.

Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda Video is Everything I Hoped For

August 21st, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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When Nicki Minaj released the most demure and glamorous cover art ever for her single, Anaconda, I automatically assumed that the accompanying video would also be the picture of grace and class. However, I was not prepared for what I watched today.?

The amount of ass that is in this video (not just Nicki’s!) makes even the beach episodes of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” look like fucking garbage. Just when you think you’ve had all the ass you can handle BAM! There’s more ass! Oh, and Drake is there, too, because why the fuck not?

Billy Ray Cyrus has Created Something Worse Than Miley

February 13th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I hate to ruin your Valentine’s Day weekend, so I’m going to apologize for this post in advance. Believe it or not, before he played Miley’s dad on Hannah Montana, Billy Ray Cyrus had a music career of his own. Billy and his glorious mullet had an early-90’s country hit with the sweet jam “Achy Breaky Heart”; a song most people deny having ever enjoyed.

Well, apparently after all these years, Billy Ray decided it was time for a musical comeback, but instead of doing something fresh and new, he decided to stick with what he knew and released the masterpiece “Achy Breaky 2” with Buck 22.

R Kelly Doesn’t Understand Irony And Unleashes More Back In The Closet Episodes

March 22nd, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Imagine how hard it is being R Kelly. First off, everyone keeps mentioning the whole urine/minor thing. Then there’s your inner voice that tells you everyone is out to get you… that you’re washed-up. Then there’s the whole Not Understanding Irony Thing.

See, Uncle Kels has forged a career based on some truly wonderful records, coupled with a Dubious Private Life. People love him. It is funny to love R Kelly. Especially when you listen to the lyrics of ‘Shut Up’ or watch the video for ‘Real Talk’.

And of course, his magnus opus is the baffling, hilarious, disturbing, ego-wank that is Trapped In The Closet. And thanks to his lack of insight or foresight, he’s only gone and made a whole load of new episodes of the slopera to deal with some of its ‘mysteries’.

What Would You Ask Neville Southall?

August 7th, 2012 By Kris Silver

If you watched Channel 4?s titillating documentary, ?My Phone Sex Secrets,? then somewhere, in the back of your mind will undoubtedly be the notion that maybe you could breathe heavily down a phone at some random wanking pervert whilst being paid by the minute.

Well that's what ex Everton goalkeeper Neville Southall thought, as he's opened up his own premium rate phone line, there?ll probably be marginally less wanking but, given Neville?s rather robust frame, there is sure to be a lot of heavy breathing.

Curious fans or a very niche subset of the pervert community can now log on to asknevillesouthall.com and pay to receive either an email, costing ?49, or a one hour long call from the great man, for a recession busting ?99.

Trailer Park: Fighting Old Men And A Lot Of Screaming

August 6th, 2012 By Lauren Mullineaux

We are pleased, delighted, and completely over-excited to inform you all that the popular director Michael Bay will be getting some money from a film studio to make a film called Ouija. Yes, it's had a massive budget cut which means that the even more popular director McG probably won't be directing it anymore, but fear not guys where?s there's a will, there's a Bay (see what we did there?)

We can't show you a trailer because it's not got that far yet, sadly, but just imagine people sitting in a dark room on the floor moving their hands, while pretending not to, around a wooden board. AOK.

Now, down to business, films, trailers, film trailers, they're all over the place and one film gets like three trailers sometimes; talk about overkill. Those slick Hollywood suits know how you think though. They?re phone hacking your brain with technology far more sophisticated than we care to disclose at this time and they know you like the trailers.

Trailer Park: English Accents And A Dwarf In An Oven

August 7th, 2012 By Lauren Mullineaux

Today we got a text and what it said was profound and in caps. The delight that greeted us was simply, ?TWO DAYS IN NEW YORK: JULIE DELPY, CHRIS ROCK.? We ignored it because why would we not?

We live in a world where it's okay to like Julie Delpy and her massive idiosyncratic glasses that anthropomorphise her face; yes, we do realise that that's not even possible. We live in this world, but we don't have to like it (we do) and we definitely don't have to watch it (we do).

Anyway, eurgh, movies are rubbish, especially the ones that haven't even come out yet, they're so rubbish that they make us feel emotions and always, always wish that our life was like them. It's nice to wish your life was like the movies. It's also delusional and if your favourite movie is Natural Born Killers then its borderline psychotic. Trailers are even more dangerous. Trailers compact this into two minutes of adrenaline fuelled longing; it's like having emotional epilepsy. Shall we watch some trailers?

Oh God, East 17 Are Now A Soft Rock Band. No, Seriously

February 21st, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Jesus wept. East 17 are back. And now, for some dreadful reason, they’re ready to shout “ARE YOU READY TO ROCK WALSALL?” because they’ve ditched the boyband sound and decided to become a rock band.

If only we were making this up. We even have video evidence.

Tony Mortimer and the other two that aren’t Brian Harvey, are peddling some dismal adult soft rock, thinking they’re like the Kings Of Leon or something. Take That are said to be losing absolutely no sleep over this. And yep, get over the jump for the video.