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Unbelievably, Victoria Beckham Announces Working Insides With Pregnancy

by Mof Gimmers

Once described as looking like a fly on its hind legs, Victoria Beckham isn’t universally popular. She was everyone’s least favourite Spice Girl (and certainly the least talented… which is saying something) and generally, that woman with a face like a slapped arse who married David Beckham. Has there ever been a photo taken of [...]

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Victoria Beckham Thinks Lady GaGa Is A Parody Of Herself

by Amy Grindhouse

We admit it, we’re just pretending to care what Victoria Beckham thinks. We’re really only amused that she has slated another person’s style. In a manner that says, ‘Love me, I still wear weird things too’. Remember when every one used to care what hair clips the former Spice Girl wore? No? Nor do we. [...]

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Don’t Heckle David Beckham About That Hooker He Didn’t Sleep With

by Amy Grindhouse

David Beckham probably doesn’t like hookers. Not that one should suppose he takes personal umbrage with all hookers. But there’s one who’s singing like a canary to a tacky tabloid that he’s got to be at least mildly annoyed by. David also doesn’t like to be heckled, hecklers. You’d do well to not bring up [...]

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David & Victoria Beckham Intimately Yours Ad: DECODED

by Stuart Heritage

First the bad news: David and Victoria Beckham have got a new perfume out, called Intimately Yours. Why is that bad news? Because, obviously, if you have any pikeys in your family, there’s a chance that you’re going to get a bottle of this muck for Christmas. Apparently Intimately Yours smells of oranges and frozen [...]

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Posh & Becks Permanently Move To America, Prime Minister Declares A National Holiday

by Limara Salt

Ladies and gentleman, the moment we’ve all been waiting for has arrived. David and Victoria Beckham have put their seven bedroom Hertfordshire estate on the market and are finally packing up shop and moving to America full time. HAHAHAHAHA AMERICA! They’re your problem now. Unbelievably the two-headed, barely one brained, self-promoting, outfit-matching monster have been [...]

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American Idol: Ellen DeGeneres Is No Victoria Beckham, Fortunately

by Stuart Heritage

Ellen DeGeneres made her American Idol debut last night, and she had some intimidatingly big shoes to fill.

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American Idol: Victoria Beckham’s Back! Hooray?

by Stuart Heritage

So far this season, American Idol has thrown up guest judges of just about every different persuasion. Like your judges catty? There’s Katy Perry. Like your judged confusingly randy? There’s Shania Twain. Like your judges charming or bulgy-veined? There’s Neil Patrick Harris and Mary J Blige respectively. Like your American Idol guest judges useless and [...]

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American Idol: Victoria Beckham Finds Something New To Be Crap At

by Stuart Heritage

As you already know, American Idol is all change. Paula’s out, Ellen’s in, Simon’s out and Kara’s inexplicably still in.

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Victoria Beckham DOES eat, alright! Now back off!

by Josh Burt

Being the stylish woman that she is, professional fashion designer, Victoria Beckham, graced London Fashion Week, as she had done with the New York version a couple of weeks ago. But, while in New York she was noticeable for her whorish orange get up, plus thigh high boots – as though she was trying to [...]

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Posh Spice Sluts It Up In New York

by Josh Burt

For those of you not keeping up to date with important fashion moments, it’s New York Fancy Dress Week right now, and whether it has been deliberately scheduled to coincide with the anniversary of those terrible plane attacks, we’re not sure. One thing is for certain though, it’s making for a fine distraction. Just yesterday [...]

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