Articles tagged with: Victoria Beckham
Victoria Beckham DOES eat, alright! Now back off!
Being the stylish woman that she is, professional fashion designer, Victoria Beckham, graced London Fashion Week, as she had done with the New York version a couple of weeks ago. But, while in New York she was noticeable for her whorish orange get up, plus thigh high boots - as though she was trying to take the LA call girl look to the Big Apple - at the London one, she made everyone really cross by looking quite thin. This has not gone down very well at all with the former pop star, now clothing range guru, and high class perfumiere. Hence, she has taken it upon herself to lash out at the critics, who appear to find something rather disturbing about her protruding bone structure, big fish-eye lens face, and hollow, pip cleaner arms.
Being the stylish woman that she is, professional fashion designer, Victoria Beckham, graced London Fashion Week, as she had done with the New York version a couple of weeks ago. But, while in New York she was noticeable for her whorish orange get up, plus thigh high boots - as though she was trying to take the LA call girl look to the Big Apple - at the London one, she made everyone really cross by looking quite thin. This has not gone down very well at all with the former pop star, now clothing range guru, and high class perfumiere. Hence, she has taken it upon herself to lash out at the critics, who appear to find something rather disturbing about her protruding bone structure, big fish-eye lens face, and hollow, pip cleaner arms.
Posh Spice Sluts It Up In New York
For those of you not keeping up to date with important fashion moments, it’s New York Fancy Dress Week right now, and whether it has been deliberately scheduled to coincide with the anniversary of those terrible plane attacks, we’re not sure.
One thing is for certain though, it’s making for a fine distraction.
Just yesterday Victoria Beckham took the opportunity to wow the angular fashion world – with their wedge haircuts, little moustaches, and hilariously small feet – by turning up at a po-faced Vogue party, specifically Fashion’s Night Out at Bergdorf Goodman, dressed as an LA prostitute.
Paula Abdul: The Crashingly Inescapable American Idol Comeback
Paula Abdul's bad decisions have included singing with a cartoon cat, marrying Emilio Estevez and speaking in public. But quitting American Idol? That was her worst decision of all. And we don't say that lightly - this is a woman who deliberately got married to Emilio Estevez, for crying out loud. Anyway, it seems that the flurry of interest that swamped Paula Abdul's departure from American Idol has now crawled to a trickle, And Paula now reportedly wants her old job back. Phew, it's good that Simon Cowell is so famously compassionate, isn't it? This could have got pretty awkward otherwise.
Paula Abdul's bad decisions have included singing with a cartoon cat, marrying Emilio Estevez and speaking in public. But quitting American Idol? That was her worst decision of all. And we don't say that lightly - this is a woman who deliberately got married to Emilio Estevez, for crying out loud. Anyway, it seems that the flurry of interest that swamped Paula Abdul's departure from American Idol has now crawled to a trickle, And Paula now reportedly wants her old job back. Phew, it's good that Simon Cowell is so famously compassionate, isn't it? This could have got pretty awkward otherwise.
Megan Fox Replacing Victoria Beckham as Armani’s New T&A
Will Megan Fox's T&A replace that of Victoria Beckham as the new "face" of Armani? Megan Fox's remaining fans who didn't turn their backs (or genitals) on her during Megan Fox Media Blackout Day, will be chomping at the bit over this news. In only a few months time, we could be seeing a wooden, black and white Megan with her goodies hanging out of a pair of overpriced smalls. Victoria Beckham's formerly inflated assets had been doing a sterling job of representing the brand for the last two years. During that time we have had the pleasure of watching her contort herself into a delightful array or poses, all for the sake of art.
Will Megan Fox's T&A replace that of Victoria Beckham as the new "face" of Armani? Megan Fox's remaining fans who didn't turn their backs (or genitals) on her during Megan Fox Media Blackout Day, will be chomping at the bit over this news. In only a few months time, we could be seeing a wooden, black and white Megan with her goodies hanging out of a pair of overpriced smalls. Victoria Beckham's formerly inflated assets had been doing a sterling job of representing the brand for the last two years. During that time we have had the pleasure of watching her contort herself into a delightful array or poses, all for the sake of art.
American Idol: Victoria Beckham Is The New Paula Abdul, Upsettingly
Replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol will be tricky - producers need to find someone vivacious, warm and emotional. But for now they'll stick with Victoria Beckham. She's not really any of those things - in fact she's a sour-faced android, so she's the precise opposite - but she is available. We can't overstate that enough. Victoria Beckham is always available for work. Always. Victoria Beckham will temporarily replace Paula Abdul on the new American Idol. So will Katy Perry, in what appears to be a stipulation on Victoria's part to ensure that she isn't the crappiest thing about the new American Idol.
Replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol will be tricky - producers need to find someone vivacious, warm and emotional. But for now they'll stick with Victoria Beckham. She's not really any of those things - in fact she's a sour-faced android, so she's the precise opposite - but she is available. We can't overstate that enough. Victoria Beckham is always available for work. Always. Victoria Beckham will temporarily replace Paula Abdul on the new American Idol. So will Katy Perry, in what appears to be a stipulation on Victoria's part to ensure that she isn't the crappiest thing about the new American Idol.
Hecklerspray at E3 – Snubbed by the Beckhams
Victoria Beckham was the last person I expected at a video games conference. Before yesterday, I would have thought the chances of it happening were on a par with Susan Boyle doing kids’ TV and Jordan saying anything out loud that doesn't immediately make me want to hurl myself under a train. But in she trotted with her small army of publicists and scary-looking bodyguards to have a look around the centre with her kids Brooklyn, Romeo and the other one.
Victoria Beckham was the last person I expected at a video games conference. Before yesterday, I would have thought the chances of it happening were on a par with Susan Boyle doing kids’ TV and Jordan saying anything out loud that doesn't immediately make me want to hurl myself under a train. But in she trotted with her small army of publicists and scary-looking bodyguards to have a look around the centre with her kids Brooklyn, Romeo and the other one.
Victoria Beckham Unveils Bras For Malnourished, Dead-Eyed C-3POs
Ladies! Do you wish your boobs could look more like a prolapsed nutsack? You don't? That's disappointing. Because we're pretty sure that was what Victoria Beckham was shooting for in her new advert for Emporio Armani underwear. OK - do any of you ladies want to turn your boyfriends on by giving them the chilling impression that your skin could peel off leaving behind a metallic, hydraulically-operated endoskeleton? Still no? Victoria Beckham isn't doing great here, is she? What about a pencil drawing of a toddler as sketched by an uncomfortably horny teenager? No? Oh well. Sorry Victoria Beckham. We tried.
Ladies! Do you wish your boobs could look more like a prolapsed nutsack? You don't? That's disappointing. Because we're pretty sure that was what Victoria Beckham was shooting for in her new advert for Emporio Armani underwear. OK - do any of you ladies want to turn your boyfriends on by giving them the chilling impression that your skin could peel off leaving behind a metallic, hydraulically-operated endoskeleton? Still no? Victoria Beckham isn't doing great here, is she? What about a pencil drawing of a toddler as sketched by an uncomfortably horny teenager? No? Oh well. Sorry Victoria Beckham. We tried.
Victoria Beckham Quits Singing, Rejoice Now!
Apart from hecklerspray’s snazzy new makeover which will no doubt implode into a catastrophic mess of bile and tears, there hasn’t been much to look forward to lately. Think about it, everyone has either read the spoilers online for Lost or had a moronic friend tell them what’s happened. The only things worth happening are events we have to all pray for. Such as Bono losing his voice and Jordan being abducted by aliens. Something we hadn’t banked on happening was former Spice Girl and professional twiglet Victoria Beckham quitting music. And she says it's forever!
Apart from hecklerspray’s snazzy new makeover which will no doubt implode into a catastrophic mess of bile and tears, there hasn’t been much to look forward to lately. Think about it, everyone has either read the spoilers online for Lost or had a moronic friend tell them what’s happened. The only things worth happening are events we have to all pray for. Such as Bono losing his voice and Jordan being abducted by aliens. Something we hadn’t banked on happening was former Spice Girl and professional twiglet Victoria Beckham quitting music. And she says it's forever!
