Articles tagged with: Vicky Christina Barcelona
Scarlett Johansson’s Lesbian Kiss With Penelope Cruz Latest: Cannes Loves It
A homosexual moment between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen’s latest movie is the talk of the 61st Cannes Film Festival. Three cheers for Woody Allen and his much maligned interest in younger women! The news should finally shut up all the player-haters out there - you know who you are! The ones of you who thought it ‘weird’ for a man to show a sexual interest in his own adopted daughter. Well you can now jump off your high horses because, like World War 2 before, the ends always justify the means and the sight of Scarlett and Penelope lezzin' off is no doubt a joyful scene.
A homosexual moment between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen’s latest movie is the talk of the 61st Cannes Film Festival. Three cheers for Woody Allen and his much maligned interest in younger women! The news should finally shut up all the player-haters out there - you know who you are! The ones of you who thought it ‘weird’ for a man to show a sexual interest in his own adopted daughter. Well you can now jump off your high horses because, like World War 2 before, the ends always justify the means and the sight of Scarlett and Penelope lezzin' off is no doubt a joyful scene.
Video: Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz Tonguing Each Other
Hey everyone, Woody Allen's got a new movie coming out! Wait, where are you going? Come back! Look, we know that most people would rather remove their bellend with the rough side of a cheesegrater than actually watch a Woody Allen film these days, primarily because they're all uniformly rubbish, but this one - entitled Vicky Cristina Barcelona - is different. OK, it's probably not that different at all really - we're willing to bet it'll be as painfully rubbish to watch as anything else Woody Allen has released in the last 20 years - but in this one Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz have a bit of a kiss. We've got the video after the jump, effectively saving you the price of a cinema ticket. We're good to you, no?
Hey everyone, Woody Allen's got a new movie coming out! Wait, where are you going? Come back! Look, we know that most people would rather remove their bellend with the rough side of a cheesegrater than actually watch a Woody Allen film these days, primarily because they're all uniformly rubbish, but this one - entitled Vicky Cristina Barcelona - is different. OK, it's probably not that different at all really - we're willing to bet it'll be as painfully rubbish to watch as anything else Woody Allen has released in the last 20 years - but in this one Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz have a bit of a kiss. We've got the video after the jump, effectively saving you the price of a cinema ticket. We're good to you, no?
