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As intelligent, rational human beings, there’s only one person who we turn to for enlightenment in times of great struggle – Matt Damon.

Matt Damon has all the characteristics of a great spiritual leader – he’s thoughtful, looks OK in tight T-shirts and his head is the exact dimension of a family-sized box of cornflakes. We need Matt Damon now more than ever, so we’re immensely grateful that he’s decided to tell us all what to think about Sarah Palin.

According to Matt Damon, Sarah Palin is ‘terrifying’, ‘scary’, ‘absurd’ and a ‘disaster’ should she ever become president. Some might question Matt Damon’s qualifications to publicly broadcast his ideological views to the world like this, but don’t forget that he did star in a funny movie about a hilarious pair of co-joined twins once, and that’s roughly the equivalent of having a PhD in political science. Video after the jump.

Diddy’s not so much of a rapper these days, more a godawful barely-watched lowest common denominator MTV reality show in waiting.

But until the day when he inevitably ends up fronting that show – working title Diddy: It’s Both Oblivious And Obnoxious – we all have to put up with him spouting off endlessly about whatever subjects happen to be ambiently passing through his brain all the time like some sort of dreary old pensionable pub bore, but gangsta.

This time, Diddy has turned his sights on newly-named Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Diddy’s not a fan of Sarah Palin, you see – it’s all because Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska and “there aren’t even any crackheads in Alaska.” We’re not joking. We wish we were. Oh, there’s video after the jump, too.

Look Out Sarah Palin, Matt Damon Is Slightly Nonplussed By You

Diddy Offers His Thundering Political Insight Into Sarah Palin