We knew it was a good idea for Paula Abdul to leave American Idol! The big time is hers for the taking now!

And it certainly doesn’t get any bigger than VH1 Divas! True, you might not have ever heard of VH1 Divas, but that’s only because it’s so big that it’s completely invisible to the naked eye, like oxygen or God or whatever. Or because it’s embarrassingly small and nobody cares about it except the people directly involved with it, and even then it’s only because they’ve been paid. One or the other.

Anyway, Paula Abdul’s hosting that. Woo!