One of the sweetest, most harmless, and inoffensive celebrity couples on the planet have become caught up in a gross kiss-and-tell of sorts that involves saucy texts.
No, you at the back, Ant and Dec aren’t cheating on each other. Seriously. Oi, we can see you sending them strongly-worded messages in all caps on Twitter. Pack it in. Pull yourself together.
Let us re-phrase. The second most sweet, adorable, and harmless couple on television – behind Ant and Dec – have been caught in a gross scandal that both of the family favourites could do without. The man is a lanky television show host, and the woman is a lanky television show… oh never mind… it’s Vernon Kay and Tess Daly.
Beat the Star, not just Chris Brown’s favourite pass-time, but also a ridiculous game-show from ITV. 
