Articles tagged with: Verne Troyer
We have some sad news for you all - it's the final of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 tonight. Are we sad because we don't know what we'll do with our lives once it's finished? No, we're sad because - unless a flaming airship containing nothing but elephants and naked go-go dancers crashes into the house within the next 12 hours - this will go down in history as the dullest-ever Celebrity Big Brother. That's right, even duller than the one Anthea Turner did. But still, let's see out Celebrity Big Brother by looking at the chances of winning for Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer...
Hey kids, have you heard the news? Celebrity Big Brother is back - and better than ever! Alright, it's back. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. So what's new with Celebrity Big Brother this year? Well, judging by Friday's big opening episode, it's being sponsored by a bed shop and Davina McCall has taken to dressing like a big crow. And Ulrika Jonsson's already up for eviction. And that's literally it. And since nothing of interest has happened whatsoever so far, let's get going with part one of our Celebrity Big Brother 2009 introductions, for LaToya Jackson, Mutya, Verne Troyer, Tommy Sheridan, Lucy Pinder and Ben Adams...
Yes, you read that right, a Verne Troyer sex tape update - because you obviously haven't heard enough what Mini-Me looks like when he's having it off.
Anyway, oddly enough it seems like Verne Troyer isn't especially thrilled that TMZ recently posted a video of him dipping his tongue in and out of his girlfriend's mouth like an underdeveloped naked little anteater feeding from a proportionately much larger anthill.
So he's sued them. And he's sued sex tape entrepreneur Kevin Blatt, who is apparently trying to market the Verne Troyer sex tape. They're big lawsuits, too - if he wins them, Verne Troyer could make himself very rich indeed. Sometimes we wish were born with genetic achondroplasia and lacked both the basic inhibition that stops most people filming themselves having sex and the nous to hide the sex tape properly afterwards. That money should have been ours, Troyer! Ours!
