Look, it’s a quiet day. The nearest thing to news that’s happened recently is some Venezuelan bloke going to see a film.
So let’s try to pad that out into a story. Of course, it helps that the Venezuelan bloke was Hugo Chavez. And the film he went to see was a movie about himself. And it was directed by Oliver Stone. And he went to see it a red carpet premiere at the Venice Film Festival. And his presence alone gave everyone who’s ever worked for Fox News a debilitating aneurism.
But let’s pad that out into a story.
