by Stuart Heritage
Now that his divorce from Heather Mills is almost complete, Paul McCartney gets to be just another boring old cakey-faced pensioner who we can forget about again.
But wait! Paul McCartney isn’t going down without a fight. Although his personal life has stopped being exciting and his best professional work is light years behind him, Paul McCartney still has one constant to endlessly bang on about.
His vegetarianism. Which is why it’s no surprise that Paul McCartney has just done a PETA advert explaining why he doesn’t eat meat. At least it’s not one of those adverts where he poses naked to protest animal cruelty, though – one glimpse of Paul McCartney’s saggy buttocks and we’d have torn through a zoo popping everything in the face with the back of a shovel just to quell the nausea.
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by Stuart Heritage
As Heather Mills is eager to acknowledge, if you take away the millionaire-marrying, the self-promoting, the instructional German pornography and the saying ‘paedophile’ in a funny voice, all Heather Mills has done for 20 years is charity.
And that’s not going to stop now, even though all those bulge-eyed, finger-swiping TV outbursts from a couple of weeks back have left Heather Mills with about as much credibility as a charity spokesperson as, say, Jade Goody or Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Anyway, Heather Mills’ latest bit of charity work is a set of billboards for militant vegetarian organisation Viva, which is claiming that climate change is such a problem because you eat sausages now and again. Oh, and another billboard where Heather Mills blames the meat industry for her leg amputation. We think – we haven’t quite worked that one out yet.
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