Chris Martin had to give up a lot during his marriage to Gwyneth Paltrow.? His dignity, warmth and affection, the ability to use normal products like Johnson&Johnson soap and tap water.? But one of the hardest parts had to probably be the fact that Goopy banned him from ever eating any meat.? Tofurkeys are cruel and unusual punishment.
Now that the two have decided to “consciously uncouple” themselves, Martin has gotten back together with his old flame, meat.? And he couldn’t be happier.? Not only because it’s freaking delicious, but because he can publicly give Gwyneth the finger without looking like a douche.