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John Mayer To Be On TV Much More Than Anyone Wants
Hats off to CBS - it's thought long and hard about how to end to the financial crisis and, by jingo, it's done it! How? Why, by giving John Mayer his own TV show, of course. No, bear with us. You see, if there's an hour a week where John Mayer is on TV, it's bound to scare the public into rushing from their homes screaming - straight to the high street. Thanks to CBS and John Mayer, we're sure the tinned food, DIY bunker and shotgun industries will all easily avoid collapse! Seriously, John Mayer's got a TV show. We're terrified.
Hats off to CBS - it's thought long and hard about how to end to the financial crisis and, by jingo, it's done it! How? Why, by giving John Mayer his own TV show, of course. No, bear with us. You see, if there's an hour a week where John Mayer is on TV, it's bound to scare the public into rushing from their homes screaming - straight to the high street. Thanks to CBS and John Mayer, we're sure the tinned food, DIY bunker and shotgun industries will all easily avoid collapse! Seriously, John Mayer's got a TV show. We're terrified.
