Articles tagged with: Vanilla Ice
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MC Hammer + Vanilla Ice = The Worst Gig Ever
Rap is one of those genres where, if you don’t have the look, you look like a complete bellend. In the early nineties, you could get away with making a total twit of yourself in a video by randomly dancing around. MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice pulled this off without even trying. Sadly, their careers dried up and we got introduced to modern day rap idiots like 50 Cent and Eminem. But the original monkeys of rap are back and if you happen to be unlucky enough to live in Utah, you can go to the gig!
Rap is one of those genres where, if you don’t have the look, you look like a complete bellend. In the early nineties, you could get away with making a total twit of yourself in a video by randomly dancing around. MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice pulled this off without even trying. Sadly, their careers dried up and we got introduced to modern day rap idiots like 50 Cent and Eminem. But the original monkeys of rap are back and if you happen to be unlucky enough to live in Utah, you can go to the gig!
911 Call: Vanilla Ice Wants To Take His Own Life Life Baby
Remember a few weeks ago when we told you that early-nineties hasbeen rapper Vanilla Ice was arrested for hitting his wife? Well, we forgot to tell you one very important thing - the 911 call that his wife made was mental. Seriously. And we're only using the word mental here because no words exist that can accurately describe how flat-out weird the call is. From what we can work out, Vanilla Ice hit his wife because she bought a bed for herself and then, Vanilla Ice starts threatening to kill himself with a motorbike. But, hey, you can hear that for yourself after the jump.
Remember a few weeks ago when we told you that early-nineties hasbeen rapper Vanilla Ice was arrested for hitting his wife? Well, we forgot to tell you one very important thing - the 911 call that his wife made was mental. Seriously. And we're only using the word mental here because no words exist that can accurately describe how flat-out weird the call is. From what we can work out, Vanilla Ice hit his wife because she bought a bed for herself and then, Vanilla Ice starts threatening to kill himself with a motorbike. But, hey, you can hear that for yourself after the jump.
Vanilla Ice Arrested For Beating His Wife Wife Baby
When Vanilla Ice told you to stop, collaborate and listen, he meant it - and if you failed to comply he'd wallop your skull in with a crowbar. So we can assume that Vanilla Ice's wife hasn't been doing very much in the way of stopping, collaborating or listening lately - because Vanilla Ice has been arrested on suspicion of violently assaulting her. It sounds very serious and deeply worrying, but there's a glimmer of good news in this as well - by allegedly kicking and punching his terrified wife, Vanilla Ice has become more famous than he has been for 17 years. If only all laughably forgotten novelty performers had the insight to viciously attack a woman, maybe they'd also be enjoying the same spoils as Vanilla Ice right now. The fools.
When Vanilla Ice told you to stop, collaborate and listen, he meant it - and if you failed to comply he'd wallop your skull in with a crowbar. So we can assume that Vanilla Ice's wife hasn't been doing very much in the way of stopping, collaborating or listening lately - because Vanilla Ice has been arrested on suspicion of violently assaulting her. It sounds very serious and deeply worrying, but there's a glimmer of good news in this as well - by allegedly kicking and punching his terrified wife, Vanilla Ice has become more famous than he has been for 17 years. If only all laughably forgotten novelty performers had the insight to viciously attack a woman, maybe they'd also be enjoying the same spoils as Vanilla Ice right now. The fools.
