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The Celebrity Nudey Pic Hacker Has Struck Again!

September 29th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, if you’re at all in to celebrity culture, then you’ve probably heard of the scandal that has hilariously been title “The Fappening”. Like the movie title it mocks (The Happening, in case you didn’t pick up on that), The Fappening is absolute bullshit. Basically some fucking loser who I assume looks like fat Jonah Hill, but with way worse skin and hair in weird places, has been spending months hacking female celebrity’s computers and releasing their private nudey pics.

The first round of pics released were of girls like Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst, and Arianna Grande. This round of pics, however, seems incredibly stupid, as basically every celeb who got a private?pic leaked is someone you could already easily Google naked in the first place. Kim Kardashian? Rihanna? Vanessa Hudgens? Emily Ratajkowski? Kelli Garner? Bitch please. It’s like this loser isn’t even trying.

10 Celebrity Couples I Wish Were Still Together

May 4th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I am someone who fucking hates change. It kills me a little bit and I have a lot of trouble letting go. I (sadly) especially have a lot of trouble when my favourite celebrity couples break-up. It makes me a feel like a child of divorce, which I understand is weird and probably not healthy.

Over the years many celeb couples have captured my heart and even though they’ve split and moved on and seem perfectly fine in their new lives and with their new significant others, part of me just can’t let go of the sexy famous love that once was. Spoiler alert: You know Britney and Justin will be on this list.

Audiences Confused When Spring Breakers Don’t Die Brutally at the End

April 4th, 2013 By Alana Massey

Spring Breakers audiences this weekend were left baffled as they exited cinemas across the country when the film did not result in the film?s main characters ultimately ending up in a snuff film arranged by James Franco?s character ?Alien.?

While many professional critics have raved over the last several weeks about this film as a raw look into the nihilistic aggression of the hedonists among our wayward youth, average audience members with any goddamn sense knew that this was just an excuse for Harmony Korine to get a bunch of teenagers into bikinis and more provocative states of undress, make them look like morally bankrupt whores and call it “satire.” Said audience members thought the natural culmination of that would be in a brutal snuff ending. They were mistaken.

30 Seconds of Sex With Vanessa Hudgens

April 4th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

The newly released?video teaser for Vanessa Hudgens’ song, “$$$ex,”?is every bit as tasteful and understated as the name suggests, featuring Vanessa and a few other young ladies knitting socks for orphans?and studying the Bible, while a litter of adorable puppies snuggle at their feet.

Actually, it’s Vanessa and the members of girl group YLA (Young LA) dancing around a kitchen?like jacked-up strippers in bikinis, garters, neon ski masks,?and?other similarly demure closet staples, sucking on lollipops, giving the finger, and horsing around with beach balls and?what appear to be pool noodles. In short, it’s awesome.

Spring Breakers Is Going To Piss Off Old People

September 23rd, 2014 By Daniel Dockery

I've spent a lot of time looking at audience reactions to films, which is the same amount of time that everyone who has Facebook and Twitter has spent doing the same. It is because of this intense study that I'm pretty decent at gauging whether or not people will like a movie, based on the trailer.

However, despite my almost academic perseverance when it comes to reading someone?s all caps, one sentence review of Les Miserables, I cannot even begin to guess what people will think of the new film, Spring Breakers. Let's look at the trailer and try to understand what all this madness is about.

Vanessa Hudgens Looks Good in Yoga Pants (PHOTOS)

Looking good takes work. Like some other hot female celebs, Vanessa Hudgens does a ridiculous amount of yoga to stay fit and sexy. The upside of this is of course, paparazzi pictures of her in tight booty hugging yoga pants.

While we enjoy looking at Vanessa when she is wearing a bikini or flaunting her legs in shorts, there is a certain charm to yoga pants. A certain sportiness and physical energy. A certain curvaceousness that screams for attention.

They’re also really comfortable, which is why millions of women wear them everyday, even if they don’t do yoga. Trust us, we are not complaining.

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures – You Must See This! (PICS)

Ah… the legendary Vanessa Hudgens bikini photos. If you know Vanessa, you know she loves to flaunt it in a bikini. Over 480 pictures of her wearing a bikini exists on the internet and all of them are here. Count yourself fortunate for stumbling across this treasure chest of beach photos. It’s your lucky day!

From her early teeny beach romps with ex-bf Zac Efron to on-the-set photos of her movie Spring Breakers (where she’s in a bikini 90% of the time), feast your eyes on the lovely Vanessa Anne Hudgens as she frolics on the beach while secretly half-posing for lecherous paparazzi telephotos. You’ve seen her nude pictures, now check out the classy bikini shots below!

Vanessa Hudgens Was Licking Uncut, Class A White Chocolate At Coachella

April 20th, 2011 By Amy Grindhouse

Vanessa Hudgens was one of the many celebrities this past weekend to forget she’s not a homeless person, and stop washing long enough to attend Coachella. Not washing yourself, taking special care never to wash your hands, is as integral to the experience as foraging for berries and burying your poop.

Reports from the weekend noted Vanessa had done something during the American music festival that involved no nude photos of any kind. Of course, this required reporting with urgency; with titles reading ‘ZOMG, Vanessa went 48 hours and her iPad wasn’t hacked for MySpace-face pictures.’

She attended the event with whomever she’d been sleeping with the past few weeks. That guy, you know. That bloke whose name we’re refusing to learn on principle (of celebrities treating their sex lives like some herpes-infected game of Russian Roulette… if she marries him, we’ll consider learning his name). At some point, hanging out and listening to the bands in the burning hot sun, Vanessa was seen eating something. But what?!

Hecklerspray’s Nude Celebrity Breakdown: Spring 2011

December 23rd, 2016 By Kris Silver

Spring is in the air, those gloomy winter days are behind us for another year and we can look forward to all of the joys that the sunshine brings: flowers blooming, birds singing and, most importantly, BOOBS!

That's right, it's the time of year where celebrity clothes disappear at the same rate as clouds.

This week we've been treated to many a celebrity disrobing, so we?ll break them down one by one… over the jump you penises.

Vanessa Hudgens Is Angry That Someone Leaked Her Naked Lesbian Photos (Others, Less Angry)

March 16th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

After Disney star Vanessa Hudgens saw some nudey pictures of her getting leaked online, she became understandably furious. Well, as furious as a Disney actor can. We imagine she may have stomped one of her tiny little feet quite hard and shouting “Gee Willikers!”

The photos leaked, which no-one can really show because they’re fully naked, indulging in sex and provocative poses and the small matter that Hudgens was under-age in them (thereby turning you lot into people who should be on a certain list for trying to find them online), have been timed perfectly.

Why? She has a new film out of course! However, some are suggesting that the person responsible for the leak wants to damage the reputation of the film, despite the fact it would have had very little credibility in the first place. Anyway, the heavies are getting involved, which we assume means winged monkeys, summoned from some Disney tower.