Articles tagged with: Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Hudgens Naked On The Internet Again, So Whoopty-Doo
Vanessa Hugens knows that the best way to get on in life is to find something you're good and stick to it. Luckily, she's found something she's great at. Acting? No. Singing? Come on, the girl sounds like a bad Britney Spears impersonator being mauled by feral street cats. No, Vanessa Hudgens is great at taking naked photos of herself that somehow find their way onto the internet. And, by christ, she's sticking to it. Just two years after her last naked picture scandal, a new batch of naked Vanessa Hudgens photos have hit the internet. She's growing artistically, people.
Vanessa Hugens knows that the best way to get on in life is to find something you're good and stick to it. Luckily, she's found something she's great at. Acting? No. Singing? Come on, the girl sounds like a bad Britney Spears impersonator being mauled by feral street cats. No, Vanessa Hudgens is great at taking naked photos of herself that somehow find their way onto the internet. And, by christ, she's sticking to it. Just two years after her last naked picture scandal, a new batch of naked Vanessa Hudgens photos have hit the internet. She's growing artistically, people.
WEBTHUMP! August 5 2009
10 - They're coming. THEY'RE COMING! - Geekologie 9 - Important bikini news. You heard - Interestment 8 - Here's another thing that Matt Berry is humiliatingly good at - Watch With Mothers 7 - Parents: Vanessa Hudgens hates your children (sort of) - Amy Grindhouse
Hollywood Records; THE Premier Label For Unashamed Whores
Hollywood Records is a label imprint for the Walt Disney Company. Therefore they have a truly horrible roster of ’stars’ like Hayden Panettiere and Vanessa Hudgens. Although I will pretty much listen to any tween piece of crap, some of this stuff is truly bone-chilling. The label pretty much makes its money solely on the premise that if teenagers like to see rubbish actors in movies, they will LOVE hearing them sing. Unfortunately for us, this appears to be true. Basically, being an artist on Hollywood records is like being a chef at McDonalds. Prime examples after the jump...
Hollywood Records is a label imprint for the Walt Disney Company. Therefore they have a truly horrible roster of ’stars’ like Hayden Panettiere and Vanessa Hudgens. Although I will pretty much listen to any tween piece of crap, some of this stuff is truly bone-chilling. The label pretty much makes its money solely on the premise that if teenagers like to see rubbish actors in movies, they will LOVE hearing them sing. Unfortunately for us, this appears to be true. Basically, being an artist on Hollywood records is like being a chef at McDonalds. Prime examples after the jump...
Vanessa Hudgens Gets Naked For A Movie! Oh, Look Surprised
Vanessa Hudgens is a whore. We've avoided saying that in the past for fear of legal action, but she is. Vanessa Hudgens is a whore. Come on, say it with us. It's fun - Vanessa Hudgens is a whore. Apparently we should point out that Vanessa Hudgens isn't an actual whore, and that she's only going to be playing one in a film - which sort of spoils the fun if you ask us - but, hey, at least this means you'll finally get to see what Vanessa Hudgens looks like naked. Pardon? You've already seen Vanessa Hudgens naked? Everyone has? OH FINE THEN.
Vanessa Hudgens is a whore. We've avoided saying that in the past for fear of legal action, but she is. Vanessa Hudgens is a whore. Come on, say it with us. It's fun - Vanessa Hudgens is a whore. Apparently we should point out that Vanessa Hudgens isn't an actual whore, and that she's only going to be playing one in a film - which sort of spoils the fun if you ask us - but, hey, at least this means you'll finally get to see what Vanessa Hudgens looks like naked. Pardon? You've already seen Vanessa Hudgens naked? Everyone has? OH FINE THEN.
Vanessa Hudgens Naked! In The Future! Possibly! (Again!)
The High School Musical kids have graduated. And what does that mean? For Zac Efron it means becoming a star in his own right. For the majority of the other High School Musical cast it means getting a supermarket job and spending day after day waiting for a vague recognition from customers that never comes. And for Vanessa Hudgens it means getting naked and slapping her tits and clodge about with wild abandon in every single film she ever makes. Really. Vanessa Hudgens said so, "if the movie calls for it." Which it will, because it'll almost certainly be porn.
The High School Musical kids have graduated. And what does that mean? For Zac Efron it means becoming a star in his own right. For the majority of the other High School Musical cast it means getting a supermarket job and spending day after day waiting for a vague recognition from customers that never comes. And for Vanessa Hudgens it means getting naked and slapping her tits and clodge about with wild abandon in every single film she ever makes. Really. Vanessa Hudgens said so, "if the movie calls for it." Which it will, because it'll almost certainly be porn.
Twitter Tuesday: The Movie Types
It’s not surprising there are so many movie stars and directors on Twitter. Well, let’s face it, they have not got much else to do, have they? Doing two movies a year, the odd junket and endless parties is hardly the most demanding schedule. So why not spend some of your time annoying the hell out of them? To help you in your task, we have provided a list of Hollywood stars who somehow find the time to regularly update their Twitter accounts. Oh, and for some reason we also included John Mayer. Enjoy!
It’s not surprising there are so many movie stars and directors on Twitter. Well, let’s face it, they have not got much else to do, have they? Doing two movies a year, the odd junket and endless parties is hardly the most demanding schedule. So why not spend some of your time annoying the hell out of them? To help you in your task, we have provided a list of Hollywood stars who somehow find the time to regularly update their Twitter accounts. Oh, and for some reason we also included John Mayer. Enjoy!
Dakota Fanning To Make Twilight 2 Genuinely Creepy?
As popular as Twilight was, it didn't really fill anyone's quotient of spooked-out kids who put the willies up everyone. Teenagers with comically bad haircuts, yes. But Twilight just didn't have as many freakishly intense, frighteningly composed big-eyed children who look like they crawl out and eat your thoughts at night as we expected. But that doesn't matter, because Dakota Fanning could be in Twilight 2 and she's exactly that. According to reports, Dakota Fanning will play Jane in New Moon, a vampire who 'creates illusions of pain'. We've seen Hide And Seek, so we know she's great at that already.
As popular as Twilight was, it didn't really fill anyone's quotient of spooked-out kids who put the willies up everyone. Teenagers with comically bad haircuts, yes. But Twilight just didn't have as many freakishly intense, frighteningly composed big-eyed children who look like they crawl out and eat your thoughts at night as we expected. But that doesn't matter, because Dakota Fanning could be in Twilight 2 and she's exactly that. According to reports, Dakota Fanning will play Jane in New Moon, a vampire who 'creates illusions of pain'. We've seen Hide And Seek, so we know she's great at that already.
Sorry Kids, Vanessa Hudgens Won’t Be In Twilight 2
Vanessa Hudgens is so multi-talented - she can sing, she can dance, she can pose naked on the internet. And, um, that's about it. But, sadly, the Twilight sequel doesn't require any of these talents, so Vanessa Hudgens won't star in it any more. Vanessa Hudgens has denied rumours that she auditioned for the role of Sexy Naked Lady Werewolf 4 in Twilight 2. Twilight fans will be thrilled - they never wanted an embarrassingly cheesy tween star like Vanessa in their movie to begin with. No, Twilight is all about embarrassingly faux-rebellious tween stars. And silly-haired pipecleaners. And that's how it'll stay, damnit!
Vanessa Hudgens is so multi-talented - she can sing, she can dance, she can pose naked on the internet. And, um, that's about it. But, sadly, the Twilight sequel doesn't require any of these talents, so Vanessa Hudgens won't star in it any more. Vanessa Hudgens has denied rumours that she auditioned for the role of Sexy Naked Lady Werewolf 4 in Twilight 2. Twilight fans will be thrilled - they never wanted an embarrassingly cheesy tween star like Vanessa in their movie to begin with. No, Twilight is all about embarrassingly faux-rebellious tween stars. And silly-haired pipecleaners. And that's how it'll stay, damnit!
