Justin Bieber has started growing some pubes on his upper lip in an effort to distract us all from the fact that he still resembles a 16 year old lesbian on ‘roids. ?To really drive the point home that he is a man and a total bad ass, he also decided to attack his neighbor and vandalize his house. ?Show the annoying dude next door that he will not be disrespected. ‘CAUSE BIEBS IS A GROWN ASS MAN!
Except his idea of going hard is acting like a freshman on Halloween night and chucking some Eggland’s Best at his neighbor’s windows. ?Shit, why didn’t he just ding dong ditch on top of it? ?Maybe have a bunch of pizzas delivered that the dude didn’t actually order. ?Really drive home the point.?