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Eddie Van Halen Embarks Upon Obviously Doomed New Album
Have you been eagerly anticipating a new Van Halen album? You have? You are aware it's not 1983, right? No matter. You've been waiting for a new Van Halen album, and Eddie Van Halen isn't going to disappoint. Eddie Van Halen has promised that a new Van Halen tour and album are coming, even though everyone secretly knows that the band will have three rehearsals and then break up again. But trust Eddie Van Halen, even though Van Halen changes so often that the new album will probably be performed by Eddie, his milkman, Fred Durst and his wife's pet goat on banjo.
Have you been eagerly anticipating a new Van Halen album? You have? You are aware it's not 1983, right? No matter. You've been waiting for a new Van Halen album, and Eddie Van Halen isn't going to disappoint. Eddie Van Halen has promised that a new Van Halen tour and album are coming, even though everyone secretly knows that the band will have three rehearsals and then break up again. But trust Eddie Van Halen, even though Van Halen changes so often that the new album will probably be performed by Eddie, his milkman, Fred Durst and his wife's pet goat on banjo.
