Articles tagged with: valentine’s day
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Folded: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (thought provoking, stunningly realised) Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona: So, Penelope Cruz or Scarlett Johansson? (utterly pointless discussion really because you’ll never bed either. Still, don’t rule stalking out) Loco Roco 2 (you'll ...
Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Folded: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (thought provoking, stunningly realised) Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona: So, Penelope Cruz or Scarlett Johansson? (utterly pointless discussion really because you’ll never bed either. Still, don’t rule stalking out) Loco Roco 2 (you'll ...
Jason Mraz Wants Your Valentine’s Day To Involve Anus-Tubes
Jason Mraz is a rather successful singer-songwriter whose most notable achievement thus far has been to make Jack Johnson appear satanically edgy by comparison. Like Johnson, he records songs for which the videos, by law, have to be set in exotic surfing hotspots such as Hawaii. Jason Mraz albums are aspirational chill-out accessories for people who buy music based on whether they've heard it on a mobile phone advert. Jason Mraz's music is the kind of thing surfers play at dusk when the barbecue's been fired up and they're trying - and succeeding - to do sex on a young female traveller who thinks she's suddenly living The Beach. As such it is the kind of music young women tend to like, while all but the surfing elements of the male gender instinctively want to punch it. Jason Mraz makes people want to punch music.
Jason Mraz is a rather successful singer-songwriter whose most notable achievement thus far has been to make Jack Johnson appear satanically edgy by comparison. Like Johnson, he records songs for which the videos, by law, have to be set in exotic surfing hotspots such as Hawaii. Jason Mraz albums are aspirational chill-out accessories for people who buy music based on whether they've heard it on a mobile phone advert. Jason Mraz's music is the kind of thing surfers play at dusk when the barbecue's been fired up and they're trying - and succeeding - to do sex on a young female traveller who thinks she's suddenly living The Beach. As such it is the kind of music young women tend to like, while all but the surfing elements of the male gender instinctively want to punch it. Jason Mraz makes people want to punch music.
Send A Valentine’s Day Message With A Difference!
There are many ways to say you love someone, sometimes a diamond ring, a box of chocolates (expensive ones, not bought at the local garage!), flowers, underwear your mother warned you about - but what about a video message delivered online, spoken by a pair of luscious lips declaring your boundless, undying adulation? Why not go check it out, figure ...
There are many ways to say you love someone, sometimes a diamond ring, a box of chocolates (expensive ones, not bought at the local garage!), flowers, underwear your mother warned you about - but what about a video message delivered online, spoken by a pair of luscious lips declaring your boundless, undying adulation? Why not go check it out, figure ...
Bai Ling Only Went Robbing Because She Was Sad
Valentine's Day does funny thing to people.
In a relationship? Valentine's Day will make you grumble about spending £1.70 on a card. Single? Valentine's Day will make you feel worthless and unloved. Bai Ling? Valentine's Day will make you steal magazines and batteries to the value of $16 from an airport store before you're caught and arrested.
Bai Ling - star of no good films ever - was arrested for shoplifting on Wednesday, and she blames it on splitting up with a boy right before Valentine's Day. Makes sense - sometimes the only things that can mend a broken heart are some celebrity magazines and batteries to the value of $16.
