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Turns Out Val Kilmer has Totally Lost It

February 5th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Val Kilmer has gone through many phases over the years: first, he was in a bunch of popular and cool movies like Top Gun, The Doors, and True Romance. Then, he was Batman in, albeit, the second worst Batman movie (sorry Clooney), Batman Forever,?even though it had one hell of a soundtrack (“Kiss From a Rose” 4ever). Then he was in some critically acclaimed stuff like Heat and Pollock. Then he became the fat Val Kilmer we know and love (aka think is pretty weird) today.

We’ve all known for a while that Val Kilmer is a bit off, but, as it turns out, he may actually be out of his damn mind. Kilmer was rushed to the hospital on Jan. 31st because his throat was bleeding due to a throat tumor, a health issue that can be resolved with surgery. However, Val Kilmer won’t get the surgery because it goes against his religion. Apparently he thinks he’s the new Bob Marley.

MacGruber: Blu-ray Review

August 5th, 2012 By David Scarborough

Saturday Night Live has been responsible for a barrage of chuckleheads over the years. But for every success there's been a failure as miserable as a thousand Night at the Roxbury?s.

Will Ferrell, Bill Murray, Mike Myers and Tina Fey all went on to bigger and better things, while Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz and Chris Kattan all slipped down the toilet bowel of obscurity.

Will Forte is riding the periphery, neither hitting mainstream success but rearing his gurning head in multiple roles in television?and film. Now, like Myers and Ferrell, he has graduated to the big screen with one of his skits, MacGruber, a pastiche on a TV show nobody cares or remembers.

Good Cop… Bad Lieutenant!

May 31st, 2009 By Alex de Moller

Oh look… Nicolas Cage as another pointless womaniser with a pocketful of dope.

We don’t hit women down south, but the cops smoke crack. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, has about as much purpose as a KKK race-relations meeting. Cage plays a cop who compensates for his back problems with cocaine-addiction and ‘interrogates’ people with a magnum. He’s joined by the relatively fat Val Kilmer, Eva Mendes and rapper Xzibit in this Werner Herzog saga of sex, drugs and what the devil?

WEBTHUMP! Thursday 22 January 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Children say the funniest things. Or parents force children to say the funniest things even though the children don’t really understand. Or whatever…

9 – 12 movies that get really crap halfway through – Denofgeek

8 – Never piss on the ice with a rope tied around your leg. If your friends are bastards – Kontraband

7 – Debbie McGee in a bikini. That’s all we’re saying – Holymoly

6 – This week in gross, gigantic kidney stones – Dailymail

5 – VAL KILMER?! – Best Week Ever