Saturday Night Live has been responsible for a barrage of chuckleheads over the years. But for every success there’s been a failure as miserable as a thousand Night at the Roxbury’s.
Will Ferrell,Bill Murray, Mike Myers and Tina Fey all went on to bigger and better things, while Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz and Chris Kattan all slipped down the toilet bowel of obscurity.
Will Forte is riding the periphery, neither hitting mainstream success but rearing his gurning head in multiple roles in television and film. Now, like Myers and Ferrell, he has graduated to the big screen with one of his skits, MacGruber, a pastiche on a TV show nobody cares or remembers.
Oh look… Nicolas Cage as another pointless womaniser with a pocketful of dope.
We don’t hit women down south, but the cops smoke crack. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, has about as much purpose as a KKK race-relations meeting. Cage plays a cop who compensates for his back problems with cocaine-addiction and ‘interrogates’ people with a magnum. He’s joined by the relatively fat Val Kilmer, Eva Mendes and rapper Xzibit in this Werner Herzog saga of sex, drugs and what the devil?
10 - Children say the funniest things. Or parents force children to say the funniest things even though the children don’t really understand. Or whatever…
9 - 12 movies that get really crap halfway through - Denofgeek
8 - Never piss on the ice with a rope tied around your leg. If your friends are bastards – Kontraband
7 – Debbie McGee in a bikini. That’s all we’re saying -Holymoly
6 - This week in gross, gigantic kidney stones -Dailymail