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Plane Wrong! 3 Reasons To Throw Billie Joe Armstrong Off A Flight

September 6th, 2011 By Michael Park

At hecklerspray, we like to take real celebrity news and mangle it until it barely resembles the original source material and then watch on and laugh as people take our word as gospel. Sometimes though, there are so many possible corruptions of a story that we’re forced to decide on just one. The others that are rejected instantly go into a state of depressive rage and begin to tear away at the backs of our minds until we eventually self-harm.

In an effort to stop that happening, this story contains 3 mini stories. Think of it as your favourite sitcom doing a clip show because they’ve run out of ideas or, if you will, the last two seasons of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. This is slightly different of course, we have too many ideas.

Blue Vs The Wanted: It's ON! And Then It's Off Again.

March 28th, 2011 By Paul Pencott

Massively unsympathetic squinty-eyed failed solo artist, pretend hard-man and member of Blue Lee Ryan has had a busy weekend of failed chat-up lines, starting ridiculous feuds with other boy-bands and then unreservedly apologising for the whole thing like a great big girl?s blouse.

The absurd prancing marionette recently informed a listless world of his thoughts regarding the current music scene:

“It’s been so boring without Blue. All that X Factor b*llocks. F**k X Factor. All they say is ‘Oh, we’re from The X Factor, we’re so boring’. X Factor c***s. Bands like The Wanted are so dull. Don’t worry, Blue are back now,” according to some dreary free newspaper.

Urine Trouble Now Blue As Anthony Costa Toilets Away Eurovision Hope For The UK

February 7th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

It was announced recently that boyband goons Blue would fly the flag for the UK and attempt to convince Europe that we haven't lost the musical talent we once possessed. We?d be lying if we weren't one of the people questioning the decision of sending a retired act to compete. But then again, we spend our lunchtime writing rude words out of alphabet soup. Who are we to judge?

Unlike the rest of Europe, the UK has a world famous broadcaster greasing the cogs for the band, telling then what to say, what to wear and generally making sure they receive gleaming PR.

So you'd assume it would be hard for Blue to make a mess of this glorious opportunity? Inevitably, you'd be wrong as a spanner has just been thrown in to the works. Not by chief moron Lee Ryan, oh no, it's by another pesky critter in the Blue ranks, Anthony Costa.