Articles tagged with: Up
The Hangover Hangs Over The Weekend Box Office
Right, first an admission. The Hangover is the top movie at the weekend box office this week. That’s not the admission. The admission is that The Hangover was also the top movie at the weekend box office last week as well. But we said that it was beaten by Up because the numbers were quite close and nobody worked it out properly for a few days. So sorry. Anyway, The Hangover is the top movie at the US weekend box office this week. Unless there’s been another mistake and really it’s Up. Or Drag Me To Hell. Or ET. Whatever.
Right, first an admission. The Hangover is the top movie at the weekend box office this week. That’s not the admission. The admission is that The Hangover was also the top movie at the weekend box office last week as well. But we said that it was beaten by Up because the numbers were quite close and nobody worked it out properly for a few days. So sorry. Anyway, The Hangover is the top movie at the US weekend box office this week. Unless there’s been another mistake and really it’s Up. Or Drag Me To Hell. Or ET. Whatever.
Up Beats Off Will Ferrell At The Weekend Box Office
In these days of giant fighting space robots, it's rare for a movie to top the weekend box office for more than a week. But Up's done it. Pixar's heartwarming tale of a little old man who becomes so insane with indescribable grief that he literally has to leave the face of the Earth has remained number one at the US weekend box office. See Dreamworks? This is how you sell a cartoon. Now make sure that Kung Fu Panda 2 ends with the panda developing a harrowing alcohol dependency, and be quick about it. There's money to be made!
In these days of giant fighting space robots, it's rare for a movie to top the weekend box office for more than a week. But Up's done it. Pixar's heartwarming tale of a little old man who becomes so insane with indescribable grief that he literally has to leave the face of the Earth has remained number one at the US weekend box office. See Dreamworks? This is how you sell a cartoon. Now make sure that Kung Fu Panda 2 ends with the panda developing a harrowing alcohol dependency, and be quick about it. There's money to be made!
Up Goes Up The Weekend Box Office (See What We Did There?)
It’s the summer. And that means that, as weekend box office law states, all films released now must be angry, loud and full of massive robots punching each other. But weekend box office law has another rule for the summer - that Pixar gets to release a new movie, and it’ll make all the other films look a bit silly in comparison. And this year that film is Up, the new US weekend box office number one. What made Up so popular? Was it the groundbreaking technological accomplishments? The mature storytelling? No, it was all the balloons. Balloons are fun. Wheeeee!
It’s the summer. And that means that, as weekend box office law states, all films released now must be angry, loud and full of massive robots punching each other. But weekend box office law has another rule for the summer - that Pixar gets to release a new movie, and it’ll make all the other films look a bit silly in comparison. And this year that film is Up, the new US weekend box office number one. What made Up so popular? Was it the groundbreaking technological accomplishments? The mature storytelling? No, it was all the balloons. Balloons are fun. Wheeeee!
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The suburban nightmare is over. After rigging your house with kiddie balloons, the neighbours get the finger and you rocket to the heavens, free to enjoy your sick misanthropic fantasy... then you realise you have to share it with a tubby little tosspot. Pixar's cleverly titled Up is the tale of a pissed off 78-year-old who dreams of exploring the globe by using his house as flying ship. When Carl Fredricksen finally decides to eject from his pointless existence, he finds an eight-year-old stowaway named Russell hanging out on the porch.
The suburban nightmare is over. After rigging your house with kiddie balloons, the neighbours get the finger and you rocket to the heavens, free to enjoy your sick misanthropic fantasy... then you realise you have to share it with a tubby little tosspot. Pixar's cleverly titled Up is the tale of a pissed off 78-year-old who dreams of exploring the globe by using his house as flying ship. When Carl Fredricksen finally decides to eject from his pointless existence, he finds an eight-year-old stowaway named Russell hanging out on the porch.
Britney Spears Does That ‘Not Showing Up’ Thing Again
Hello, and welcome to the billionth edition of Britney Spears Does A Lot Of Dumb Shit That Couldn't Possibly Make A Jot Sense To Anyone, Not Even An Idiot Or A Child.
Today: Britney Spears goes to court to get her kids back but forgets to actually go all the way into the courtroom. Again.
Honestly, this stuff better be entertaining for Britney Spears, because it's starting to drain our will to live.
