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Jessica Alba: Pregnancy Made Her All Fat And Gross And Stuff
While she was pregnant, Jessica Alba had quite the sideline in describing every single aspect of the pregnancy in excruciating detail. Luckily, though, the recent birth of Jessica Alba's baby means that all that has come to end. And, in its place, Jessica Alba has started to give retrospective descriptions of her pregnancy in magazine interviews instead. Anyway, we're judging unfairly because actually Jessica Alba is quite entertaining when she looks back on her pregnancy. Especially since the main thing she's concerned about is how fat and bloated and unsexy her unborn daughter made her feel. Great, that means in 20 years we'll be reading magazine interviews with the daughter about how Jessica Alba prenatally destroyed her sense of self worth. Thanks a lot, Alba.
While she was pregnant, Jessica Alba had quite the sideline in describing every single aspect of the pregnancy in excruciating detail. Luckily, though, the recent birth of Jessica Alba's baby means that all that has come to end. And, in its place, Jessica Alba has started to give retrospective descriptions of her pregnancy in magazine interviews instead. Anyway, we're judging unfairly because actually Jessica Alba is quite entertaining when she looks back on her pregnancy. Especially since the main thing she's concerned about is how fat and bloated and unsexy her unborn daughter made her feel. Great, that means in 20 years we'll be reading magazine interviews with the daughter about how Jessica Alba prenatally destroyed her sense of self worth. Thanks a lot, Alba.
