Something?s just go well together: Shoes, socks. Skrillex, deaf people. Shark Week, masturbation. But one perfect pairing has until this moment been left criminally unexplored: Eternally cool, sexually ambiguous, glam rock demigod David Bowie and his many classic duets combined with the testosterone laden, homo-erotically underpinned, cinematic trope of the buddy cop action movie.

No more will these two great tastes that taste great together be tasted separately. Let's reimagine all of David Bowie?s most famous duets as buddy cop action movies.