Articles tagged with: ulrika jonsson
New This Morning Host: Ulrika Jonsson?
Why hello there. You're just in time for the greatest thing you will see all day, provided you have exceptionally low standards. It's the next part in our breathtaking 'Who's going to take over from Fern Britton as co-host of This Morning?' rundown. Every day until Big Brother starts, we'll be profiling a contender to become the new female presenter of ITV's daytime behemoth This Morning. Unless a new co-host is announced before then, of course. In which case we're effed. Still, here's the rundown for Ulrika Jonsson...
Why hello there. You're just in time for the greatest thing you will see all day, provided you have exceptionally low standards. It's the next part in our breathtaking 'Who's going to take over from Fern Britton as co-host of This Morning?' rundown. Every day until Big Brother starts, we'll be profiling a contender to become the new female presenter of ITV's daytime behemoth This Morning. Unless a new co-host is announced before then, of course. In which case we're effed. Still, here's the rundown for Ulrika Jonsson...
TV Reviews: Piers Morgan’s Life Stories
Guest blog! Nik Johnson! Is there anyone who is even faintly impressed by Piers Morgan? Anyone that sees his name and knows that his involvement is going to be a mark of quality? ITV seems to think so, and has thoughtfully brought us Piers Morgan's Life Stories. It's a tabloid TV show in the vein of his tell-all Daily Mirror interviews, where celebrities are invited on to shout their brains (or not in the case of this week's guest, Ulrika Jonsson.)
Guest blog! Nik Johnson! Is there anyone who is even faintly impressed by Piers Morgan? Anyone that sees his name and knows that his involvement is going to be a mark of quality? ITV seems to think so, and has thoughtfully brought us Piers Morgan's Life Stories. It's a tabloid TV show in the vein of his tell-all Daily Mirror interviews, where celebrities are invited on to shout their brains (or not in the case of this week's guest, Ulrika Jonsson.)
Celebrity Big Brother: Last Day, So Verne Will Win Tonight
We have some sad news for you all - it's the final of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 tonight. Are we sad because we don't know what we'll do with our lives once it's finished? No, we're sad because - unless a flaming airship containing nothing but elephants and naked go-go dancers crashes into the house within the next 12 hours - this will go down in history as the dullest-ever Celebrity Big Brother. That's right, even duller than the one Anthea Turner did. But still, let's see out Celebrity Big Brother by looking at the chances of winning for Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer...
We have some sad news for you all - it's the final of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 tonight. Are we sad because we don't know what we'll do with our lives once it's finished? No, we're sad because - unless a flaming airship containing nothing but elephants and naked go-go dancers crashes into the house within the next 12 hours - this will go down in history as the dullest-ever Celebrity Big Brother. That's right, even duller than the one Anthea Turner did. But still, let's see out Celebrity Big Brother by looking at the chances of winning for Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer...
Celebrity Big Brother: Ulrika Jonsson Booted Out Tonight?
Well this is exciting - the end of Celebrity Big Brother's first full week. And any week where Terry Christian dresses up as a king and zips about on a midget's mobility scooter is a good week, right? But the Celebrity Big Brother dream is going to end tonight for either Ulrika Jonsson or Lucy Pinder, after they were nominated for eviction for having a raging ego and all the talent of a shoebox respectively. One of them has to go, but who? We looked at Lucy Pinder yesterday, so here's Ulrika Jonsson's chances of Celebrity Big Brother survival...
Well this is exciting - the end of Celebrity Big Brother's first full week. And any week where Terry Christian dresses up as a king and zips about on a midget's mobility scooter is a good week, right? But the Celebrity Big Brother dream is going to end tonight for either Ulrika Jonsson or Lucy Pinder, after they were nominated for eviction for having a raging ego and all the talent of a shoebox respectively. One of them has to go, but who? We looked at Lucy Pinder yesterday, so here's Ulrika Jonsson's chances of Celebrity Big Brother survival...
Celebrity Big Brother: This Year’s Horrible Bumchops, Part 2
Today's Celebrity Big Brother update: nothing happened. Nothing happened and, at this rate, nothing is going to happen. Ever. But we must have patience. Give it a week and everyone will be screaming hardcore racism into each other's faces and/or dressing up in leotards and pretending to be cats in a way that will stop us from ever sleeping normally again. That would be good. Good or utterly nightmarish. One or the other. Anyway, time to conclude our opening look at this year's Celebrity Big Brother housemates, with expert looks at Tina Malone, Coolio, Michelle Heaton, Terry Christian and Ulrika Jonsson...
Today's Celebrity Big Brother update: nothing happened. Nothing happened and, at this rate, nothing is going to happen. Ever. But we must have patience. Give it a week and everyone will be screaming hardcore racism into each other's faces and/or dressing up in leotards and pretending to be cats in a way that will stop us from ever sleeping normally again. That would be good. Good or utterly nightmarish. One or the other. Anyway, time to conclude our opening look at this year's Celebrity Big Brother housemates, with expert looks at Tina Malone, Coolio, Michelle Heaton, Terry Christian and Ulrika Jonsson...
