Fans are today mourning the cancellation of Ugly Betty. Well, not ‘fans’ as such, more ‘people’.
And ‘mourning’ doesn’t sound right, either. ‘Apathetically aware of’? Yes, that works better. We’ll start again. People are today apathetically aware of the cancellation of Ugly Betty. Oh, that’ll do.
Anyway, Ugly Betty – the TV show for people who liked The Devil Wears Prada but wished it was longer and more interminable – has been cancelled by ABC. It’s a real shame – where are people going to get their fix of stories about bizarre-looking people who like wearing ridiculous clothes now? What? Sex And The City 2? Oh, OK.
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It’s starting to look as if Ugly Betty has killed Lindsay Lohan’s career for good – dear God, why her and not Victoria Beckham? Why?
Everyone knows what supposedly happened – Lindsay Lohan went to guest star in six episodes of Ugly Betty, but she was like really mean to the Ugly Betty girl and she totally smoked a lot of cigarettes and she ended up only doing four episodes because nobody liked her – but that might not be the case.
Vanessa Williams, who we’re told is also on Ugly Betty, says that Lindsay Lohan wasn’t the monster she’s been painted to be. In fact, Vanessa Williams says that Lindsay Lohan was completely professional and hard-working throughout her time on the show. And she’s worked with Victoria Beckham, so she knows a professional hard-worker when she sees one.
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hecklerspray’s been asked to guest-spot on Ugly Betty thousands of times, but we keep turning them down as none of the scripts featured us making love to the sun on the back of a saddled lion.
It’s our one requirement. You hear that Betty producers? Our ONE requirement!
Lindsay Lohan has also been asked to be on the show for a multi-episode arc. Although her part will probably be horribly written with no celestial/planetary love-making on top of tamed animals whatsoever, she took them up on it anyway. Now everyone on-set regrets offering her the part, and her six episode stint has been hacked down to four just to get her out the door a little faster.
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Fans are today mourning the cancellation of Ugly Betty. Well, not ‘fans’ as such, more ‘people’.
