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Geri Halliwell’s New Book Lets Her Babble On Endlessly For Once
Since that Austrian house of horrors incest sex dungeon was found, people everywhere have questioned their own parenting standards. Which is a shame for Geri Halliwell, because her new children's book is being released today, and reading a Geri Halliwell book to a child is only a couple of notches down from locking them in a cellar for 24 years and getting them pregnant against their will. We're joking, of course - Geri Halliwell's book is just a bit of harmless fun. It doesn't compare at all. But Geri Halliwell promoting the book by banging on and on and on and on about herself forever? We don't know about you, but actually that does feel like being raped by your father in an incest dungeon in Austria.
Since that Austrian house of horrors incest sex dungeon was found, people everywhere have questioned their own parenting standards. Which is a shame for Geri Halliwell, because her new children's book is being released today, and reading a Geri Halliwell book to a child is only a couple of notches down from locking them in a cellar for 24 years and getting them pregnant against their will. We're joking, of course - Geri Halliwell's book is just a bit of harmless fun. It doesn't compare at all. But Geri Halliwell promoting the book by banging on and on and on and on about herself forever? We don't know about you, but actually that does feel like being raped by your father in an incest dungeon in Austria.
