Before you all reach for your pens and start scribbling uplifting heroin-influenced poems and sonnets on the side of your KFC family bucket, we must point out that Pete Doherty hasn’t joined forces with Colonel Sanders.
We are sad to say that as yet there's been no endorsement between fast food retailers and dirty-looking indie types. To anyone who automatically believes that KFC conjures up images of greasy chicken and workers who don’t know what they're doing, there is in fact another KFC out there.
KFC Uerdingen, to be precise, are a cash-strapped German lower league football club. But instead of asking the bank for help, they’ve decided that Pete Doherty would be more useful.
Though it can be argued that Spider-Man, Batman or the Sandman could have been a better choice.
