This is a public service announcement. U2 are about to tour their new album. Please seek shelter immediately, and may God have mercy on our souls.
In news which people who like music are describing as “Oh God, really? That’s just awful, is there any way we can stop this? A petition or something? Anything?”, U2 have announced the details of their upcoming tour, during which they are expected to play U2 music while singing U2 lyrics. If that sounds like your cup of tea, then we can only assume you like drinking tea made from poison ivy leaves, with skunk sperm instead of milk and cat dander instead of sugar.
U2 are terrible, is what we’re saying.
