That’s presuming that Taylor Lautner wears knickers. He might not. He doesn’t really wear shirts very often.
Maybe knickers are an afterthought. After all, if you wore shirts as infrequently as Taylor Lautner, you probably wouldn’t concern yourself too much with the threat of splashing a bit of wee directly up the inside of your trousers, would you? Would you? No. No you wouldn’t.
Anyway, Taylor Lautner threw a little tantrum at a press conference on Friday when people wouldn’t shut up about Taylor Swift. We should have just said that at the beginning instead of banging on about knickers, really.
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This Taylor Lautner/ Taylor Swift thing is throwing up a lot of questions. Are they dating? Is it for real?
Does it even matter? Why are our lives so very empty? That sort of thing. But the good news is that Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift – or Twoler, as literally nobody is calling them – seem to be getting closer to one another. They’ve been on dates, they’ve been photographed together, they’ve given coy interviews about each other. It looks like Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are for real.
Still, it must be hard to make time for one another, what with Taylor Lautner’s New Moon coming out really soon and the album that Taylor Swift would do anything to promote and… oh, wait a minute.
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