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Charlie Sheen Conducts Radio Interview On Treadmill Whilst Everyone Else Wishes They’d Not Encouraged Him Quite So Much

by Mof Gimmers

Winning. Currently the most irritating world in the world. It’s up there with those living memes like those awful Budweiser frogs and people saying “Yeah Baby!” like Austin Powers. Winning winning winning winning winning winning winning winning winning winaaaaargh! AAARGH! AAAAAAUUUUUURGH! The word has lost all sense of meaning. It truly has. If you say [...]

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Rob Lowe To Replace Charlie Sheen And Hopefully Make Him Angrier.

by Joanna Bolouri

We’re sure that everyone involved in the making of the criminally awful and unremarkable Two and a Half Men aren’t remotely bitter about what’s happened with Charlie Sheen. We’re also pretty certain that the fact they want to carry on the show without him was a tough, heartbreaking decision they didn’t come to lightly. But most of all [...]

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Charlie Sheen Celebrates Sacking With Machete On Rooftop And Reminds Us When He Was On Drugs And Less Embarrassing

by Mof Gimmers

The all talking and stumbling real life meme, Charlie Sheen has been so omnipotent in the press lately that, sadly for him, he’s probably starting to think he’s the God we sarcastically said he was months ago. Naturally, this will lead to either an inevitable return to obscurity or a premature death. The former is [...]

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Charlie Sheen Goes To Jail (Doesn’t Go To Jail)

by Stuart Heritage

We briefly interrupt our carpet mockery of Mel Gibson to bring you news of another obnoxious violent drunk.

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Why Isn’t Charlie Sheen In Prison Yet?

by Stuart Heritage

It all looked so simple last week – Charlie Sheen would plead no contest to attacking his wife on Christmas day.

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Charlie Sheen To Make More Two And A Half Men, The Turd

by Stuart Heritage

After all the troubles he’s been through lately, we expected that Charlie Sheen would want to hide away for a while.

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Charlie Sheen Dresses Like An Idiot, Possibly Cheats On Wife

by Stuart Heritage

Now, one of two things has happened. Charlie Sheen might have put on a false moustache to cheat on his wife.

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Charlie Sheen Has His Very Own Sober Coach

by Stuart Heritage

It doesn’t matter that Charlie Sheen pleaded not guilty to his charges of domestic violence this week.

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Charlie Sheen To Plead Not Guilty To Being Charlie Sheen

by Stuart Heritage

The nightmare is almost over for Charlie Sheen – lately he’s been arrested, imprisoned and sent to rehab.

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Now Charlie Sheen Goes To Rehab, For Some Reason

by Stuart Heritage

Charlie Sheen – the man who was arrested on Christmas day for allegedly pulling a knife on his own wife – might have problems.

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