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Caroline Flack Determined To Have Most Awful Sexual History Ever (Really? Olly Murs?)

by Mof Gimmers

Death-threats have dogged Caroline Flack since everyone found out she’s allegedly been shagging Harry Styles from One Direction. Fans are furious and the rest of the world is doing small vomits in their mouths. That’s because Harry Styles is a veritable child. He’s 17 and she’s 408 years old. Of course, the Xtra Factor host [...]

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Sinead O’Connor Stops Asking Twitter For Sex Just Long Enough To Get Married In Vegas

by Mof Gimmers

Sinead O’Connor is a brilliantly mental person to have about the place isn’t she? Rallying against The Pope, becoming a priest, being a Rastafarian and, most lately, asking people on Twitter to come ’round her house and bum her. Seriously. Did you miss all that? Good ol’ Sinead was demanding a parade of young studs [...]

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Adele In Cancelled American Tour Rider Shocker!

by Matthew Laidlow

You might not enjoy the music of Adele, but when award season rolls round, she won’t have enough room in her bathroom to show them all off. With six Grammy nominations and probable Brit nods, she’s likely to sweep the board. You can’t escape Adele’s music due to her success, and so, an extensive tour [...]

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Caroline Flack Doesn’t Think Having Sex With One Direction Teenagers Is Disgusting At All

by Joanna Bolouri

Xtra Factor host Caroline Flack has finally broken her silence over bouncy haired One Direction singer Harry Styles, in an attempt to end minutes of speculation over whether she was lustfully gnawing on his teenage bones like a dirty puma. After receiving death threats from hormonally unbalanced One Direction fans on Twitter warning her to [...]

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Mariah Yeater Likes To Take Drugs Infront Of Kids Supposedly

by Matthew Laidlow

Don’t recognise the name of the person in the article heading? Don’t worry, most people don’t either. It’s only when you mention that she’s the alleged bearer of Justin Bieber’s child that causes people’s ears to prick up. In a strange way, we kinda like this paternity situation because Bieber went totally badass on her. [...]

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Chris Brown Gets Owned By Kansas Rapper Mac Lethal

by Matthew Laidlow

All industries are dominated by a few major players -  just look at the computer you’re using. It’ll either be a PC or a magical Mac that claims to aid you in ways you didn’t think existed. In the music world, different genres have varied leading individuals. In the world of rap & hip-hop, there [...]

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McFly’s Danny Jones Pops His Genitals In Cup Because He’s Happy

by Joanna Bolouri

Here at hecklerspray, we’re generally less than thrilled when one of our colleagues has any success that we weren’t part of. In fact we hate them and wish them nothing but sorrow on a daily basis. We generally despise anyone who seems to be doing well or progressing in their career because we’re entirely aware [...]

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Jessie J Loses Her Rag About Twitter Users… On Twitter

by Robin Darke

Jessie J has torn a strip or two off all those people who dared to question the quality on prime time TV’s second favourite show, The X Factor. On which she was awful. Not even a tiny bit awful like this week’s reject, Janet Devlin. It was worse than if Whitney Houston’s coked almost of [...]

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Girl Who Says She’s Had Bieber’s Baby Has Ex Shouting ‘It’s Mine’ Like He Wants To Pay Child Support Or Something

by Mof Gimmers

When a baby is born via parents no longer together, it isn’t uncommon for a Jerry Springer style argument to develop, with penis owners shouting ‘Well, it ain’t mine that’s for sure, you womanly leech!’ Justin Bieber is no different, looking at the whole situation and shrugging ‘I haven’t even met the girl! No way. [...]

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Sara Leal Didn’t Ruin Demi’s Marriage, Ashton Kutcher’s Penis Did

by Mof Gimmers

Ashton Kutcher is getting a (let us sing it together) D.I.V.O.R.C.E. handed to him by Demi Moore after she found out that he’d been thumbing his winky into a young woman on the famous couple’s wedding anniversary. Not surprising really, right? Well, Sara Leal – the girl who received Kutch’s thrutches – has been asked [...]

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