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Twitter Doesn’t Think Ruby Rose is Gay Enough to be Batwoman

August 14th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

As far as sexy gay lesbians go, Ruby Rose is basically the fucking top of the line. She’s the kind of hot lesbian that makes the straightest of girls a little bi-curious, and the gayest of girls weary because you KNOW she’s the female version of a fuck boy. 

Ruby is super openly gay and it was recently announced that she was going to be playing Batwoman on the CW and that Batwoman would also be openly gay, which is really cool, right? Minus the fact that apparently many people on Twitter are pissed about the casting. Oh no, people aren’t pissed about a lesbian superhero. People are pissed because they think Ruby isn’t gay ENOUGH to be a lesbian superhero. Insert eye roll gif.

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Kim Kardashian Takes Some Cues From Kanye

March 8th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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For the past year, Kim Kardashian has really been going down the family pyramid. I mean, she was always about as interesting as a damp towel, but at least she was top bitch of the Kardashian family. However, for the past while, all her sisters have been climbing the fame ladder and have proven themselves way more interesting than her. Hell, even Kourtney might’ve been banging Justin Bieber! However, Kim must’ve noticed that even Rob was getting more media attention than her, thus causing her to post the above nude selfie.

A few famous folks like Earth angel Bette Midler, Chloe Grace Mortez and Piers Morgan clapped at Kim via Twitter for being a constant, boring-ass nudist. Kim isn’t exactly known for her witty or funny comebacks, so I assume that Kanye is responsible for her savage Twitter clap backs, because homegirl brought the LOLs, but not in the sense that we are laughing at her for her ugly crying, which is usually how she brings the LOLs.

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Kanye West is the New Amanda Bynes

February 19th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Hey! Looks who’s back! And just in time for Kanye West’s epic Twitter meltdown! Even though I’m sure you’re all super curious as to what I’ve been up to, I’d like to focus this blog on the man of the hour: Yeezy. Remember when Amanda Bynes went all crazy and ended up being legit mentally ill? And how at the beginning of that she posted some insane stuff on Twitter? Yeah, that’s basically Kanye now.

Between taking credit for Wiz Khalifa’s kid, claiming Bill Cosby’s innocence, and begging Mark Zuckerberg for a billion dollars, Kanye is like one tweet away from asking Drake to murder his vagina (remember when Amanda Bynes did that?! But we can actually feel bad for Amanda Bynes…)

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No Shit Sherlock: Diplo States the Obvious

March 19th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Remember a little while ago when that DJ guy (or whatever he is), Diplo, dissed Taylor Swift for having no ass? Like he even started a kickstarter to buy her a booty? (Talk about taking things to a whole other level). Well, apparently Diplo, the genius that he is, has learned that when you’re barely a somebody, you don’t fuck the high priestess that is Taylor Swift.

In a recent interview, Diplo admitted that messing with Taylor and starting a feud with her was one of the biggest mistakes of his career. All I can say is “Duh, Bitch!” You don’t just show up out of nowhere and fuck with the Regina George of the industry. In the words of Antoine Dodson: “You are so dumb! You are really dumb! Fo real!”

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Amber Rose Just Owned Khloe Kardashian On Twitter

February 17th, 2015 By Megan Leitch

Amber rose Khloe Kardashian TwitterRumor has been going around for a while that Tyga has been going through a quarter life crisis, which is why he dumped his baby mama and started dating the underage Kylie Jenner.? Amber Rose, who is obviously team Blac Chyna, decided to give her opinion on the matter, which opened a can of worms known as a pissed off hangry Khloe Kardashian.

There are few things in life I love more than a good public war of words.? Give me a Twitter fight by a couple of famous for what broads that includes memes?and I am on Cloud 9.

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Tell Me If This Sounds Familiar- Chris Brown Is An Arrogant Ass

January 19th, 2015 By Megan Leitch

Chris Brown ArrogantYou know, I was just thinking to myself, “Damn, it has been a minute since Chris Brown has done anything super douchey.”? And just like magic, Brown delivered us all a totally cringe worthy set of Tweets, completely making up for all the quiet time.

At this point, Chris is basically?competing with Kanye for “Most Arrogant Celebrity.”? My money will always be on Yeezus, but Brown is pulling a tight second.

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Now Rihanna Is Fighting With TLC (And Winning)

June 10th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

TLC vs RihannaLately, it seems like Rihanna has spent more effort fighting with fellow famous people than putting on a bra or looking sober.? Just recently, she was fighting with Charlie Sheen after he called her out on Twitter for not meeting up with his porn star fianc?e.? Rihanna did it in a much funnier, more tongue in cheek way than Sheen, which is good because one can only handle so much incoherent rambling.

But fighting with the Warlock wasn’t enough, and now Rihanna has hit back at TLC after the girls allegedly talked shit about Rihanna’s constant need to show off her nipples in public.? And kudos for her, because she once again made me choke on my Franzia.

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Charlie Sheen Just Moved Ashton Kutcher Up On His Shit List

February 7th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Charlie Sheen versus Ashton KutcherAshton Kutcher has decided it is time for him to man up and start calling out some of his haters.? Of course there are a shit ton of these people, which makes a lot of sense when you are an?incredibly untalented philandering actor who is still managing to make bank.? There are so many options for Ashton to choose from.

But proving that he still is just as?dumb as the idiot Kelso he once played on?TV, Kutcher?felt starting a war with crack head Charlie Sheen was?a logical choice.? If I was Kutcher I would be watching my ass now because I would not put it past Sheen to pull a Tonya Harding and take a bat to Ashton when he least expects it.

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Demi Lovato Took A Little Ride On Air Lesbian

October 9th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

demilovatorubyroseDemi Lovato will be starring this season on “Glee” as a love interest for Titty-Loving lesbian, Santana. ?To some it seemed like Lovato would need to stretch her acting chops a bit since the former Disney starlet’s history of past lovers are all dudes. ?

Now, some of her ex boyfriends may be as bitchy as a woman on the rag (I’m looking at you, Wilmer Valderrama), but still dudes none the less. ?However, it is looking like playing a big ol lesbian may not be that far of a stretch after all.

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Miley Cyrus vs. Sinead O’Connor: It’s On Now, Bitches!

October 5th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

sineadoconnormileycyrusIn the war of the bat shit crazies who do ridiculous things for attention, there is currently a battle raging between Miley Cyrus and ?Sinead O’Connor online. ?O’Connor tried to give some advice to Cyrus, and Miley decided to roll her eyes and throw massive shade on Twitter, which caused Sinead to lose her shit. Because there is nothing more sane than a woman in her 40s having a Twitter war with a chick still not of legal age to drink in her own country.?

Of course, Cyrus doesn’t help her case since she’s being a total fucking bitch. ?But does that really surprise anyone?

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