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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Right and wrong. Folded: Flashback by Calvin Harris (the definition of a ditty. Annoy yourself for liking it) Halloween: Vampires (only really frightening if you fear teenagers) Burger King ‘Tub Burger’ (or ‘Windows 7’ according to the PR. Looks delicious) Zombieland (shouldn’t be compared to Shaun of the Dead, but it will be. Plus, whisper it, it might be funnier too) Give in ...
Right and wrong. Folded: Flashback by Calvin Harris (the definition of a ditty. Annoy yourself for liking it) Halloween: Vampires (only really frightening if you fear teenagers) Burger King ‘Tub Burger’ (or ‘Windows 7’ according to the PR. Looks delicious) Zombieland (shouldn’t be compared to Shaun of the Dead, but it will be. Plus, whisper it, it might be funnier too) Give in ...
Miley Cyrus Ditches Twitter, Refuses To Shut Up About It
The world has a little less Miley Cyrus in it today, and some people are taking that to be a bad thing. People are idiots. Anyway, the reason why there's less Miley Cyrus in the world is because Miley has deleted her Twitter account, and her fans have overreacted so dramatically that Miley has had to use her blog to apologise to everyone. In a way, we can see why everyone is so upset - if Miley Cyrus isn't on Twitter, then which other celebrity Twitter user will regularly upload photos of themselves in various states of inappropriate undress? Elizabeth Taylor, we've never needed you so much.
The world has a little less Miley Cyrus in it today, and some people are taking that to be a bad thing. People are idiots. Anyway, the reason why there's less Miley Cyrus in the world is because Miley has deleted her Twitter account, and her fans have overreacted so dramatically that Miley has had to use her blog to apologise to everyone. In a way, we can see why everyone is so upset - if Miley Cyrus isn't on Twitter, then which other celebrity Twitter user will regularly upload photos of themselves in various states of inappropriate undress? Elizabeth Taylor, we've never needed you so much.
Elizabeth Taylor Announces Heart Surgery On, Um, Twitter
Elizabeth Taylor is such an attention-whore. There literally isn't a trend on Earth that she won't leap upon. First it was Michael Jackson's death. Oh yeah, that's right, grieve for your dead friend you horrific opportunist. God, you make us sick. And now, if that wasn't bad enough, Elizabeth Taylor has started using Twitter as well. Twitter! She's 77, for crying out loud! What on Earth could Elizabeth Taylor possibly have to tell anybody on Twitter? Oh, that she's about to undergo an experimental surgical procedure on her heart? Really? Well don't we look like quite the insensitive arsehole right now?
Elizabeth Taylor is such an attention-whore. There literally isn't a trend on Earth that she won't leap upon. First it was Michael Jackson's death. Oh yeah, that's right, grieve for your dead friend you horrific opportunist. God, you make us sick. And now, if that wasn't bad enough, Elizabeth Taylor has started using Twitter as well. Twitter! She's 77, for crying out loud! What on Earth could Elizabeth Taylor possibly have to tell anybody on Twitter? Oh, that she's about to undergo an experimental surgical procedure on her heart? Really? Well don't we look like quite the insensitive arsehole right now?
Dan Brown’s New Book To Pester You On The Internet All Summer
When Dan Brown writes a new book, he doesn't need to advertise it - the book can advertise itself. You've seen the millions of commuters all holding Dan Brown's books up to their nose every morning. And you've seen packs of sweaty, clueless-looking Americans stumbling around Paris and Rome squawking "Ooh, The Da Vinci Code! Ooh, Angels & Demons!" in the belief that The Louvre was only built so that Tom Hanks could run around it in a funny wig. But still, Dan Brown's new book The Lost Symbol comes out soon, and this time he is advertising it. On FACEBOOK!
When Dan Brown writes a new book, he doesn't need to advertise it - the book can advertise itself. You've seen the millions of commuters all holding Dan Brown's books up to their nose every morning. And you've seen packs of sweaty, clueless-looking Americans stumbling around Paris and Rome squawking "Ooh, The Da Vinci Code! Ooh, Angels & Demons!" in the belief that The Louvre was only built so that Tom Hanks could run around it in a funny wig. But still, Dan Brown's new book The Lost Symbol comes out soon, and this time he is advertising it. On FACEBOOK!
Perez Hilton Now Fights John Mayer and GLAAD To The Death (ish)
We at hecklerspray feel nothing but intense sympathy for the shining beacon of all celebrity cock-drawing that is Perez Hilton after the suffering he must have been through recently. Not only has he allegedly been attacked by will.i.am/Bill.I.Was/Frank Arnesen/whatever's manager, he's now been insulted by a man who vies with Robert Pattinson for the title of 'Man Who Has Personality Most Like A Brick Wall' - John Mayer - and the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation hate him too. The musicians, the celebrities, the gays - is there anyone who doesn't hate Perez Hilton? Anyone? No? Ah.
We at hecklerspray feel nothing but intense sympathy for the shining beacon of all celebrity cock-drawing that is Perez Hilton after the suffering he must have been through recently. Not only has he allegedly been attacked by will.i.am/Bill.I.Was/Frank Arnesen/whatever's manager, he's now been insulted by a man who vies with Robert Pattinson for the title of 'Man Who Has Personality Most Like A Brick Wall' - John Mayer - and the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation hate him too. The musicians, the celebrities, the gays - is there anyone who doesn't hate Perez Hilton? Anyone? No? Ah.
Twilight 3 Director Really, Really Hates Twilight
Directing a Twilight film is a big job. Are you faithful to the book? Can you make Robert Pattinson look vaguely human? Do you hate Twilight with such a passion that the thought of it alone makes you want to sick up some blood into a nun's eye? If you've answered yes to all of these questions then you're perfectly suited to be a Twilight director. Just look at Twilight 3 director David Slade - before he was hired he wrote on Twitter that he wouldn't watch Twilight drunk, on acid or at gunpoint. Which, we think, means that we're directing Twilight 4.
Directing a Twilight film is a big job. Are you faithful to the book? Can you make Robert Pattinson look vaguely human? Do you hate Twilight with such a passion that the thought of it alone makes you want to sick up some blood into a nun's eye? If you've answered yes to all of these questions then you're perfectly suited to be a Twilight director. Just look at Twilight 3 director David Slade - before he was hired he wrote on Twitter that he wouldn't watch Twilight drunk, on acid or at gunpoint. Which, we think, means that we're directing Twilight 4.
Twitter Tuesday: The Movie Types
It’s not surprising there are so many movie stars and directors on Twitter. Well, let’s face it, they have not got much else to do, have they? Doing two movies a year, the odd junket and endless parties is hardly the most demanding schedule. So why not spend some of your time annoying the hell out of them? To help you in your task, we have provided a list of Hollywood stars who somehow find the time to regularly update their Twitter accounts. Oh, and for some reason we also included John Mayer. Enjoy!
It’s not surprising there are so many movie stars and directors on Twitter. Well, let’s face it, they have not got much else to do, have they? Doing two movies a year, the odd junket and endless parties is hardly the most demanding schedule. So why not spend some of your time annoying the hell out of them? To help you in your task, we have provided a list of Hollywood stars who somehow find the time to regularly update their Twitter accounts. Oh, and for some reason we also included John Mayer. Enjoy!
Twitter Tuesday: The TV Stars
In the latest of our seemingly endless supply of celebrities on Twitter, this week we focus on TV ‘personalities’. Yes, as if dominating our television sets was not enough for some actors and presenters – you can now read their private thoughts on Twitter. So what earth-shattering insights have we discovered about the inhabitants of TV land? Now, we realise this is rather a sweeping statement – but from what we can tell, TV stars spend half of their time eating and the other half talking about it.
In the latest of our seemingly endless supply of celebrities on Twitter, this week we focus on TV ‘personalities’. Yes, as if dominating our television sets was not enough for some actors and presenters – you can now read their private thoughts on Twitter. So what earth-shattering insights have we discovered about the inhabitants of TV land? Now, we realise this is rather a sweeping statement – but from what we can tell, TV stars spend half of their time eating and the other half talking about it.
