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Robert Pattinson: Dead By 30, Apparently

by Stuart Heritage

Robert Pattinson has struck upon a novel way to promote Eclipse – he’s swanning around proclaiming his imminent death.

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Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Dodge All British People

by Stuart Heritage

Next month’s London premiere of Twilight: Eclipse was going to be amazing. Robert Pattinson would be there.

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Ashley Greene To Scream For Scream 4?

by David Schwartz

Ashley Greene is very close to joining the cast of Scream 4.

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Robert Pattinson Discusses His Haircut Because Oh Who Cares

by Stuart Heritage

This week Robert Pattinson became the first person on the face of the bloody Earth ever to ever get a poxy haircut.

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Two Twilight Stars You’ve Never Heard Of Still In Twilight!

by Stuart Heritage

Imagine what it’s like being a star of Twilight who isn’t Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart or Taylor Lautner.

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Robert Pattinson Changes His Hair Slightly! News! NEWS!

by Stuart Heritage

This is awful news. Terrible news. Read this news and your life will never be the same again. It’s Robert Pattinson.

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Dating? Oh, Who Cares

by Stuart Heritage

Justin Bieber was on Oprah this week. Now the Twilight cast are, too. Next week: Barney The Purple Dinosaur.

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Kristen Stewart Won’t Say If She’s Shagged Robert Pattinson

by Stuart Heritage

One of the biggest mysteries about Kristen Stewart is why she never smiles. Perhaps she’s constipated.

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Eclipse! Three New Photos! GNURRRRRRR!

by Stuart Heritage

We cannot wait for Eclipse to be released. We mean that. It’s going to be the highlight of our entire lives.

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Stephenie Meyer Writes New Twilight Book Because She Hates You

by Stuart Heritage

Hear that? That’s the sound of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s grim acceptance that they’ll never be free from this thing.

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