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Susan Sarandon Nude is Everything You Ever Wanted (PICS)

Susan sarandon nudeSusan Sarandon has never been shy about nudity. She’s been naked in so many of her films; it’s starting to feel a little strange when she doesn’t pop out a tit anymore.

Maybe she’s getting older and feels a little more self-conscious? Well, she shouldn’t. Like Dame Helen Mirren, Sarandon is a well-preserved specimen that ages miraculously well. I was in a bar just the other day and overheard some drunken dude loudly declaring how he would still want to bang Sarandon at age 70 more than any of some of the young starlets right now.

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Ashley Greene Nudes – All the Leaked and Real Photos Here (43 PICS)

ashley greeneAshley Greene has magnificent breasts. Nothing else matters. Yes, she’s that sparkly vampire in the horrible Twilight movies. Pretty much the only reason why we suffered through them.

We’ve always been huge fans of Ashley Greene. Maybe its her perfectly shaped facial features. Maybe it’s her pretty girl-girly voice. If there was a poll, she’ll probably be top 5 in the ideal celebrity girlfriends category. Just look at her. Too hot.

In 2009, nude cellphone selfies of Greene along with leaked nudes of other celebs were leaked online and caused quite a stir. Ever since then, she’s been pretty conservative when it comes nudity… that is until the TV series Rogue in 2016.

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Reese Witherspoon Nudes Look Pretty Cute Here (9 PICS)

reese witherspoon nudeBest known for her work in the Legally Blonde movies, Reese Witherspoon is a cute American actress who hasn’t gotten naked too often. None of her nudes were ever leaked online through any nefarious hacking schemes so don’t expect to see any really naughty.

Our earliest memories of Witherspoon began with the Cruel Intentions in 1999. It was decent flick and she was pretty good in it. And then she did Sweet Home Alabama and Legally Blonde, both of which were somewhat enjoyable. But they were predictable, tame and conventional. It was all expected.

You have to love her Southern Charm though:

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Someone Actually Spent Money To “Hang Out” With Kristen Stewart

September 13th, 2013 By Tasha Amoruso

kristen stewart happySomeone legit gave up half a million dollars to spend time with one of the most loathed actress in Hollywood, Kristen Stewart. WHY?

A wealthy Middle Eastern prince who gave up the moolah to hang with the ungrateful, two-timing hoe-bag for 15 minutes. At least the money went towards a good cause, the Hurricane Sandy relief effort.

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The 5 Most Awful Movie Adapations of Incredibly Bad Books

September 6th, 2013 By Roberta

bad movie adaptations bad booksBad books make our heads implode and bad movies based on those same books make us want to stab ourselves in the eye. Repeatedly.

We know Hollywood butchers good books. World War Z anyone? A fantastic book that got turned into PG drivel (sorry, just thinking about it makes our eye twitch uncomfortably). But what about atrociously bad books that get turned into equally bad movies?

Believe it or not, that also happens in Hollywood. Even more shocking – some of these bad movies become blockbusters. Without further ado – top 5 atrociously bad books into bad movies adaptations. Please feel free to add your “favorites” in the comments below.

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From Beliebers to Twi-hards: Who Were the Most Delusional Fans of 2012?

December 11th, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

Justin Bieber fans are pretty terribleThroughout the history of Justin Bieber’s professional existence, his fans have been undeniably insane and unbelievably delusional. They’ve cried. They’ve passed out. They’ve threatened to kill people. But 2012 also saw a surge in embarrassing fan behavior from the Twi-hard sect, with devotees bawling over Kristen Stewart’s cheating scandal.

This raises an interesting question: who in Hollywood had the most delusional fan base of the year? Let’s find out, shall we?

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Soulless Kristen Stewart is actually capable of loving two men

August 1st, 2012 By Chris Starr

Kristen Stewart goes for a walk after apologising to Robert Pattinson

Who knew that this face was capable of loving any one man, never mind two? Kristen Stewart is a massive whore, it seems, enraging Twihards everywhere (including Youtube user Nuttymadam, who is, well, a nutty madam). Not content with sleeping with quiffed strong, silent dreamboat Robert Pattinson, Stewart decided she needed to also get friendly with director Rupert Sanders.

Of course, no good comes from cheating. But there’s a small glimmer of hope to be found in the sordid situation. It turns out that Kristen Stewart isn’t in fact a soulless, smile-free dummy whose job it is to brood and look depressed on celluloid and red carpets. She’s someone capable of romantic feelings – she has so many feelings that she couldn’t just share them with one person! (Which is in itself a little scuzzy, but frankly we didn’t know she had it in her so it’s impressive nonetheless.)

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Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2 Trailer Released (We’re The Same Boring Temperature Now)

March 26th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

OH MY OMG! We can barely contain our gawping tedium at the news that the first footage from the final instalment of the Twilight saga has debuted online! It has Robert Pattinson in saying the least romantic thing in the world in it!

However, this film is all about?Bella who is played by Kristen Stewart.

In this stupid installment, Bella becomes a vampire, which of course, means she gets the chance to do something that all actors aspire to do – stare menacingly at a deer. Click over to watch the trailer.

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Robert Pattinson Shoots His Own Hand And Has Sex Like A Barnyard Animal

March 22nd, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Robert Pattinson? Shooting his own hand off? Surely any right-minded bullet would be too bored in his presence to actually get the gumption to pass through his doughy flesh? Alas, this is the movies where all manner of unlikely things happen!

That’s right – in new flick Cosmopolis, R-Pattz?shoots a Jesus hole in his hand, stabs someone in the eye socket and has lots of sex.

Great news if you’re able to stay awake while he’s on-screen that is.

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Piano Dies Of Boredom In Robert Pattinson’s Presence

March 21st, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Kristen Stewart has reportedly bought Robert Pattinson a ?50,000 piano as a surprise. Sadly, the surprise didn’t even vaguely register on Rob’s impressively motionless, grey face. Rumour has it he’s so dull, that he hasn’t blinked in over a decade.

OK! magazine report that Kristen (Robert’s on-screen wife in Twilight) marked the couple’s three-year anniversary by splashing her cash on a top-notch piano.

Alas, music itself is said to have been found on a ledge, threatening to kill itself because the tedium of Pattinson’s company was too much to bear.

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