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Back in the late eighties and throughout most of the nineties, the yoof of society were warned against certain evils, particularly drugs such as ecstasy and acid that were associated with dance music. Anything that’s popular usually has parental groups flapping and trying to convince everyone else that a child indulging in said activity will cause them to grown horns and massacre livestock.

Of late, fearmongers haven’t had much to do as pop culture is spewing out stuff so safe that not even Mary Whitehouse would scowl and huff. TV has offered us Glee, an all singing, all dancing show which is laced with sugary goodness. Music-wise, Justin Bieber is the perfect popstar with parents admiring his generally safe content and Jesus tattoos.

Whilst Bieber has been around for a few years, we’ve been told that a newcomer is on the scene, attempting to steal the midget foetus crown of producing bland pop music. Say hello to Grayson Chance.

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You might think that being a tween star is great – with truckloads of money and unlimited fizzy pop – but you’re wrong.

Just look at how the tween scene is imploding at the moment. Teen stars are taking naked photos of themselves, writing about on top of men and getting pregnant. But this crazy behaviour isn’t just confined to Hudgens, Cyrus and Spears – it’s even getting to tween stars who’ve never heard of.

Like That’s So Raven star Orlando Brown, who recently went missing to the great consternation of his family and publicist. Anyway, Orlando Brown has turned up safely now. Does he have an explanation about where he went? No, but he does have a massive long statement about how entertainers get disrespected all the time. Welcome aboard, Orlando, we think you’ve just made yourself a hecklerspray regular.

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You might think that being a tween star is great - with truckloads of money and unlimited fizzy pop - but you're wrong. Just look at how the tween scene is imploding at the moment. Teen stars are taking naked photos of themselves, writing about on top of men and getting pregnant. But this crazy behaviour isn't just confined to Hudgens, Cyrus and Spears - it's even getting to tween stars who've never heard of. Like That's So Raven star Orlando Brown, who recently went missing to the great consternation of his family and publicist. Anyway, Orlando Brown has turned up safely now. Does he have an explanation about where he went? No, but he does have a massive long statement about how entertainers get disrespected all the time. Welcome aboard, Orlando, we think you've just made yourself a hecklerspray regular.