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The Anti-Social Network: Where Richard Bacon Goes All Highlander

by Robin Darke

Online bullying, or “trolling” as people have been calling it, has been major news over the past few months. Not quite moral panic stage, but definitely creeping up to become a major worry for parents and adults alike. For some reason parents will insist that their children aren’t harassed and bullied when they’re at home. [...]

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Obligatory Mention Of Tulisa’s Sex Tape

by Mof Gimmers

So, Tulisa has a sex tape does she? Of course, lawyers are saying it isn’t her (although the video contains someone with the exact same DNA as the X Factor judge, it seems) and everyone is hastily taking down stills from the video. That’d be the video which has Tulisa’s dead-ringer sucking what appears to [...]

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Soap Spoilers! Murder! Infertility! Jeremy Kyle?

by Joanna Bolouri

Hello maniacs. Yes, another week has dragged past and here we are again, drugged up to the eyeballs and ready to bring you news from Soapland before it actually happens, hopefully ruining your week before it even begins. Last week we told you that Heather from Eastenders was going to die and this didn’t happen [...]

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Dancing on Ice: The Show That Lies

by Jacki Evans

This week it was semi-final time on Dancing on Ice, and for the first time ever the person with the top marks went straight through to the apparently-quite-important final. Sounds like they’ve come up with something new, doesn’t it? It’s that whole “first time ever” bit that does it. But they actually haven’t, and instead [...]

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WATCH THIS! The One With Falklands, Sally Webster And Murderers

by Robin Darke

People ruin everything. Not you per se, but probably at some point you’ve ruined something for someone else. Perhaps unintentionally, or perhaps with a glint in your eye that would make Janine Butcher move house, change her name and start working in a technical pattiserie store.

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Begin The Self-Harming! N-Dubz Have Split!

by Mof Gimmers

Oh god, all of our worst fears have come true. Worse than being trapped in a lift with Kris Akabusi and Ainsley Harriot… worse than watching a sex tape with James Blunt… N Dubz have split up.

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HBO Just Loves Killing Horses All The Time, Which Is Fine

by Mof Gimmers

Apart from when man is rightly making them work, horses are pretty pointless. They defecate, lift up their rubbery lips to show-off their disgusting, stinking gums and have to be killed if they fall over.

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The Apprentice Returns With A Cast Of Socially Retarded Business Enthusiasts

by Matthew Laidlow

Think of big businesses and most people will be drawn to images of fat cat bankers rubbing their genitals with £50 notes and generally having a better time than anyone. Hated by society, there is at least one teddy bear like businessmen we all wish was giving us financial advice.

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Soap Spoilers! Murder! MRI Scans! Nits!

by Joanna Bolouri

Hello Soap Fans! Have a good weekend? Did you spend hours licking that signed poster of Harold Bishop, while everyone else actually left their bedrooms and socialised? Thought so, LOSERS!! Still, you’re our losers and we know how important this kak is to you, so let’s take a look at what’s happening in Soapland this week, you lonely, lonely people.

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Review: Dancing on Ice – It’s All A Bit Shocking & Wrong

by Jacki Evans

Dancing on Ice may have spent the entire series trying to keep up with the rapid pace of reality TV but really we all know that it’s wonderfully behind the times. Which is presumably why they decided to do a Circus themed night, years after Britney and Take That briefly brought those arenas of freakery [...]

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