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GaGa To Play Amy Winehouse In TV Biopic? (Did We Dream This Headline?)

August 16th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Amy Winehouse hasn’t been dead a month and already, we’re painted into a corner, forced to make light of it all. We kinda wanted to be respectful for a little longer but alas, the world works in such a way that we’re now required to mercilessly tear her death a new one.

See, despite the fact she’s barely cold, there’s plans to turn her into a television show already. Imagine that! A touching portrait of a troubled and talented young woman, broken up with commercials for WKD and toilet roll.

Of course, the family are bang into the idea of making some money on all this ‘famous cadaver’ thing.

Cee Lo Green Isn’t A Homophobe- Except When He’s Being Homophobic

June 20th, 2011 By Michael Park

Here at hecklerspray, we know a good pie when we see one and our love of their consumption is legendary the world over. However, our combined level of the consumption of the humble steak and kidney can be rapidly outstripped by human food vacuum?Cee Lo Green.

You might remember Cee Lo from that piss awful ‘Forget You’ number that was redone from being ‘F**k You’ in order to get more radio play and completely destroying what little artistic credibility he had based on his time as part of Gnarls Barkley. More recently, you might have heard that he’s not a big fan of the gays.

The famed cake enthusiast has explained his?recent comments to music critic Andrea Swensson that were perceived as being homophobic.?The rotund Elton John tribute act sent a Twitter message to Swensson on Friday, in response to a negative review of his recent Minneapolis performance, questioning whether she had been offended by his masculinity due to her sexuality. She’s a lesbian you see which means that she’s bound to be terrified of things with penises.

Interviewing Jon Richardson Because He’s Now A Team Captain On 8 Out Of 10 Cats

August 7th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

A new series of 8 Out Of 10 Cats starts on Channel 4 tonight and there’s a new team captain on the show. And that new team captain is Jon Richardson who you might recognise as a stand-up comedian or Him Off That Radio Show.

He’s the cheeriest manic depressive you’ll ever meet (worryingly so – he seems like he could go postal at any minute) and we wanted to pick at his worried brains to see what was going on in there.

And so, we caught up with him for a chat about being miserable, it being illegal to have a million pounds in the bank and the fact that he’d like to be sacked from 8 Out Of 10 Cats as quickly as possible.

It’s Your Fault Paris Hilton Lost Her Star Power. And For That, We Thank You.

June 8th, 2011 By Amy Grindhouse

First things first. We’re using ‘star power’ in its loosest of meanings. As loose as a certain part of Paris Hilton’s very anatomy, you might say. She had some strange kind of fame that was based on a filthy tape that was meant to be sent to a nature channel but some perverts packaged it as another kind of tape – we’ll have you know, nature channels the world over are still feeling the loss.

Last week, Paris upped her promotional obligations ahead of the debut of her latest reality show. Appearing on show after show, Paris never seemed to realise that her original fans from a decade ago had aged out and had already moved on to Law & Order reruns.

Even appearing with her mother, who co-stars on the show, didn’t endear Paris to her audience.

Julianne Moore To Play Sarah Palin In Movie Probably Called The Most Powerful Village Idiot In The World

March 10th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Sarah Palin is a fascinating creature. She’s managed to succeed in life by having little more than a will to rise to the top. Seriously. Very, very little more. She’s not smart, she isn’t a good diplomat but she is determined.

And soon, there’s a very good chance she’ll have the codes to blow the entire world up. Amazing. Think about it. A village idiot running the Western World, tottering up to diplomats from the Far East and saying things like “why do you guys squint all the time? Haven’t you got sunglasses over here?!”

It was only a matter of time before someone decided to make a film about Palin. She’s perfect for parody. And taking the role is Julianne Moore.

Another US Singing Show With Some Bloke Called Blake And Ugly Contestants

March 8th, 2011 By Joanna Bolouri

Americans seem to love those cowboy?country?men. You know the ones?who politely love the ladies, fondle tractors?and sometimes kiss each other while pretending to look after cattle up a mountain, almost as much as they love their slightly mental divas who can run up and down a scale at precisely the same speed as Justin Bieber’s first attempt at intercourse with another person.

So it made TOTAL sense when they?decided to get some bloke hecklerspray hasn’t made fun of until now – Blake Shelton and the ever expanding Christina ‘make mine a double please’ Aguilera together in the same room to become part of the coaching panel on a new reality singing show called ‘ The Voice’.

We can hardly wait.

New Bladerunner Movies Announced (Will Tom Hardy Take Lead?)

March 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey nerd baskets! Get this! You’re gonna love this! You know Blade Runner? That sic-fi film you weally weally weally love? Some people are going to tinker with it. Feel free to say “is nothing sacred anymore?”

Ridley Scott’s bleak look at some typically horrible future (why are no films set in the future kinda cool?*) is about to have a whole new set of digits, prodding and poking it and fizzing with excitement about filming in 3D and ‘better’ CGI, when really, the original’s clunky effects only added to the menace of it all.

Aaaanyway, more than thirty years on, the film is about to become a franchise seeing spin-offs on television and new movies.

Sarah Palin’s TV Show Gets Axed Because It Was Gigantically Dismal

January 10th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

If Sarah Palin wasn’t a politician, she’d be hilarious. Think about it. She’s a gun-toting, slackjawed moose-for-brains who garbles her words and thinks that it is totally okay to use gun-targets in association with her political rivals.

Had she been the invention of a satirist, you’d laugh like a drain at each dunderheaded move she made.

Sadly, she’s horribly real and has gone about invigorating the kind of American that makes the rest of the world wince with discomfort. And no-one has ever seen her blink, even when she said that outrageous ‘death panel’ comment.

Wagner Won?t Be Getting Away With It Like Gamu

December 6th, 2010 By Matthew Laidlow

Commentators often say that reality programs have the ability to disappear up their own cornhole as soon as the show surges in popularity. The X Factor in particular has seen all sorts develop over the years including the morph of the audition stages in to a Britain?s Got Talent baiting arena and dragging the process out for longer than before.

We've all seen the squabbling between Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh alongside the alleged catfights between Cheryl Cole and Kylie Minogue’s sister about who is paid more and who looks the best in a dress that most people watching will never be able to afford.

This year, X-Factor has gone one step further and broken the mould of just being a pop competition. The murky world of immigration and benefit fraud has been covered by the show. Simon Cowell, you are a television genius.

John Mayer To Be On TV Much More Than Anyone Wants

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Hats off to CBS – it’s thought long and hard about how to end to the financial crisis and, by jingo, it’s done it!

How? Why, by giving John Mayer his own TV show, of course. No, bear with us. You see, if there’s an hour a week where John Mayer is on TV, it’s bound to scare the public into rushing from their homes screaming – straight to the high street. Thanks to CBS and John Mayer, we’re sure the tinned food, DIY bunker and shotgun industries will all easily avoid collapse!

Seriously, John Mayer’s got a TV show. We’re terrified.