Articles tagged with: Turkey
Eurovision 2009: Hadise, Turkey
Two big pieces of Eurovision news for you today. First, there was a Eurovision semi-final yesterday. Who was eliminated? All sorts of crap, that's who. And so who went through to the final? Again, all sorts of crap. This is Eurovision, you dimwit. Our second piece of news is much better - we're liveblogging Eurovision on Saturday. Have we mentioned that already? Well tough, because we are. And you should probably read it on Saturday too. Because, let's face it, you'll have nothing better to do. Here's the Eurovision 2009 profile for Hadise, who'll be representing Turkey...
Two big pieces of Eurovision news for you today. First, there was a Eurovision semi-final yesterday. Who was eliminated? All sorts of crap, that's who. And so who went through to the final? Again, all sorts of crap. This is Eurovision, you dimwit. Our second piece of news is much better - we're liveblogging Eurovision on Saturday. Have we mentioned that already? Well tough, because we are. And you should probably read it on Saturday too. Because, let's face it, you'll have nothing better to do. Here's the Eurovision 2009 profile for Hadise, who'll be representing Turkey...
Batman Sues The Dark Knight Over Countless Illegalities
The last time Batman was in court it was for the now infamous case Batman vs. Dick Grayson's cold, cold heart, in which the Dark Knight awkwardly sued his only co-worker for unrequited love. We're not sure how it ended, but we seem to remember some major civil right coming out of the thing. The next time he was in court was for a space-camp lawsuit, and the time after that it was because Catwoman smacked him really hard with a bull-whip once. It was in the middle of a battle. The judge sided with the lady, possibly because she was all leathered-up. But as anybody who has ever sued judicially knows, three lawsuits are never enough. That's why Batman is currently sticking it to Christopher Nolan for getting all up in his business and ruining the awesome life he once had. Wait - did we say '..he once had'? Because we meant to say '..it once had.' The Batman in this case is some crappy city in Turkey.
The last time Batman was in court it was for the now infamous case Batman vs. Dick Grayson's cold, cold heart, in which the Dark Knight awkwardly sued his only co-worker for unrequited love. We're not sure how it ended, but we seem to remember some major civil right coming out of the thing. The next time he was in court was for a space-camp lawsuit, and the time after that it was because Catwoman smacked him really hard with a bull-whip once. It was in the middle of a battle. The judge sided with the lady, possibly because she was all leathered-up. But as anybody who has ever sued judicially knows, three lawsuits are never enough. That's why Batman is currently sticking it to Christopher Nolan for getting all up in his business and ruining the awesome life he once had. Wait - did we say '..he once had'? Because we meant to say '..it once had.' The Batman in this case is some crappy city in Turkey.
Eurovision Betting Odds: Mor ve Ötesi, Turkey
Now that the first Eurovision semi-final has taken place, it's time for you pay proper attention to these Eurovision betting odds. Because did you see the Eurovision semi-final yesterday? It honestly had all the excitement that you'd expect from a song contest featuring a lot of songs that aren't particularly good. If you didn't see it, we have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that our favourite song - the Bosnian entry - is through, along with the Armenian girl who we're developing strange feelings for. The bad news is that Belguim's lovely song is out and there'll be no Dustin The Turkey in the final, either. And Estonia's been ditched as well. Wait, no, that's actually good news. Sorry. Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Turkey, with help from Paddy Power...
Now that the first Eurovision semi-final has taken place, it's time for you pay proper attention to these Eurovision betting odds. Because did you see the Eurovision semi-final yesterday? It honestly had all the excitement that you'd expect from a song contest featuring a lot of songs that aren't particularly good. If you didn't see it, we have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that our favourite song - the Bosnian entry - is through, along with the Armenian girl who we're developing strange feelings for. The bad news is that Belguim's lovely song is out and there'll be no Dustin The Turkey in the final, either. And Estonia's been ditched as well. Wait, no, that's actually good news. Sorry. Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Turkey, with help from Paddy Power...
