Goodness, True Blood Looks FILTHY If you've seen Twilight, you'll know that vampires are scrawny and sensitive and have big sad puppy eyes and are about as dangerous as a cotton wool statue of a kitten. But judging by this new trailer for the forthcoming series of True Blood, that's all a lot of rubbish. If this trailer is any indication, True Blood is a vampire show full of boobs, bottoms, bikinis, sexy dancing, orgasms, pelvic grinding, spanking, face-licking, nudity, masturbation, bestiality and enough sex scenes to literally turn you blind. In that order. Honestly, it's quite a trailer. It's after the jump...