Articles tagged with: True Blood
True Blood: Season One DVD Review
What is it about the Deep South of America that scares the crap out of me? If ever I was to rank all the places in the world according to where I would like to go before I die, it would probably appear below warzones Afghanistan and Burma. It’s still above France though. It’s ridiculous, I know, but I’m British. My only knowledge of the area comes from appalling horror movies and one heavily-edited episode of Top Gear. But there is something about the place which really freaks me out.
What is it about the Deep South of America that scares the crap out of me? If ever I was to rank all the places in the world according to where I would like to go before I die, it would probably appear below warzones Afghanistan and Burma. It’s still above France though. It’s ridiculous, I know, but I’m British. My only knowledge of the area comes from appalling horror movies and one heavily-edited episode of Top Gear. But there is something about the place which really freaks me out.
Hecklerspray Meets Stephen Moyer Of True Blood
In the build up to the launch of vampire drama True Blood on Channel 4, hecklerspray's Keith Emmerson caught up with the defiantly charming and ruggedly handsome Stephen Moyer (who plays Bill Compton) to discover the man behind the vampire. We are also reassuringly told that he could kill Robert Pattinson if he had to. If you didn't catch the first episode on Channel 4, it's available on 4OD - watch it. Video after the jump!
In the build up to the launch of vampire drama True Blood on Channel 4, hecklerspray's Keith Emmerson caught up with the defiantly charming and ruggedly handsome Stephen Moyer (who plays Bill Compton) to discover the man behind the vampire. We are also reassuringly told that he could kill Robert Pattinson if he had to. If you didn't catch the first episode on Channel 4, it's available on 4OD - watch it. Video after the jump!
Blood: The Last Vampire Trailer – Vampires + Kung Fu = Win
Hello, and welcome to another edition of Things About Vampires That Clearly Stomp All Over Twilight. So far this week we've shown you a trailer for True Blood, which is what Twilight would be like if all the vampires weren't such godawful namby-pambies, and now here's the trailer for Blood: The Last Vampire, which is what Twilight would be like if all the vampires were kickass Asian schoolgirl kung-fu ninjas. And if the phrase 'kickass Asian schoolgirl kung-fu ninjas' gets you as giddy as it does us, you really have to watch the Blood: The Last Vampire trailer after the jump. It's epic...
Hello, and welcome to another edition of Things About Vampires That Clearly Stomp All Over Twilight. So far this week we've shown you a trailer for True Blood, which is what Twilight would be like if all the vampires weren't such godawful namby-pambies, and now here's the trailer for Blood: The Last Vampire, which is what Twilight would be like if all the vampires were kickass Asian schoolgirl kung-fu ninjas. And if the phrase 'kickass Asian schoolgirl kung-fu ninjas' gets you as giddy as it does us, you really have to watch the Blood: The Last Vampire trailer after the jump. It's epic...
Goodness, True Blood Looks FILTHY
If you've seen Twilight, you'll know that vampires are scrawny and sensitive and have big sad puppy eyes and are about as dangerous as a cotton wool statue of a kitten. But judging by this new trailer for the forthcoming series of True Blood, that's all a lot of rubbish. If this trailer is any indication, True Blood is a vampire show full of boobs, bottoms, bikinis, sexy dancing, orgasms, pelvic grinding, spanking, face-licking, nudity, masturbation, bestiality and enough sex scenes to literally turn you blind. In that order. Honestly, it's quite a trailer. It's after the jump...
If you've seen Twilight, you'll know that vampires are scrawny and sensitive and have big sad puppy eyes and are about as dangerous as a cotton wool statue of a kitten. But judging by this new trailer for the forthcoming series of True Blood, that's all a lot of rubbish. If this trailer is any indication, True Blood is a vampire show full of boobs, bottoms, bikinis, sexy dancing, orgasms, pelvic grinding, spanking, face-licking, nudity, masturbation, bestiality and enough sex scenes to literally turn you blind. In that order. Honestly, it's quite a trailer. It's after the jump...
Video: God Hates Fangs, Apparently
Oh bad luck, Westboro Baptist Church. It's fangs that God hates. Fangs. You were one letter out! So close! How silly must you feel? For proof, see the video after the jump. God definitely hates fangs - if he didn't then why would He allow so many people to bung up banners all across London? No answer? Exactly. Now, rumour has it that this is all just a ploy to remind people about the imminent British arrival of TV show True Blood - a sort of Twilight that grown-ups and the mentally-capable can enjoy - but we're not so sure. See for yourself...
Oh bad luck, Westboro Baptist Church. It's fangs that God hates. Fangs. You were one letter out! So close! How silly must you feel? For proof, see the video after the jump. God definitely hates fangs - if he didn't then why would He allow so many people to bung up banners all across London? No answer? Exactly. Now, rumour has it that this is all just a ploy to remind people about the imminent British arrival of TV show True Blood - a sort of Twilight that grown-ups and the mentally-capable can enjoy - but we're not so sure. See for yourself...
