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The worst torment hecklerspray ever had to endure while in school was a ring of really old prostitutes surrounding our building and tossing rotten bananas in through the windows. We’re not sure exactly what their point was, but we think it had something to do with them getting a column on the cafeteria menu – airbrushed head shots, short bios and everything

As we understand things – the only reason it never happened was because the PTA was so right-wing.

One boy in darkest Africa has worse worries than that. He occasionally gets jumped by goblins on school property – and at home for that matter.

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Ali Lohan: not starring in porn just yetWhy we’re surprised by this, we simply do not know.

It isn’t like things on the internet, or in the news media in general are reported in a straightforward, to the point and down the line fashion now, is it? So it shouldn’t be surprising to see that a story circulating about Ali Lohan – Lindsay’s sister – has brought the internets to near meltdown.

And why? Because there’s porn involved.

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Perhaps we should start watching The Hills – by the look of it it features more per capita obnoxiousness than a shedful of Lohans.

Take Spencer Pratt, for example. We have no idea who Spencer Pratt is, and the only way we'd be able to identify him in the street is because he'd be the one loudly braying about what a tosspot he thinks Mary-Kate Olsen is.

Actually he won't. Spencer Pratt doesn't do that any more. He used to, though – not so long ago he told a magazine that Mary-Kate Olsen was a 'troll' who wasn't very cute – but not any more. Spencer Pratt has issued a sincere apology for the 'troll' jibe, finally putting an end to a celebrity feud that was so staggeringly pointless and short-lived that you didn't even care if it existed or not in the first place.

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