Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.
The worst torment hecklerspray ever had to endure while in school was a ring of really old prostitutes surrounding our building and tossing rotten bananas in through the windows. We’re not sure exactly what their point was, but we think it had something to do with them getting a column on the cafeteria menu – airbrushed head shots, short bios and everything
As we understand things – the only reason it never happened was because the PTA was so right-wing.
One boy in darkest Africa has worse worries than that. He occasionally gets jumped by goblins on school property – and at home for that matter.