Miss USA Falls On Her Ass, Again. Doesn’t Win Miss Universe Why can’t the winners of Miss USA stay on their feet? Last year the then reigning champion Rachel Smith fell flat on her arse, now this year’s USA champion, Crystle Stewart did the same while strutting her stuff at the Miss Universe pageant 2008. How hard can it be to walk across the stage? Anyway it’s fair to say that pretty much hit the US’s hopes of winning the title, which eventually went ...