Here it is, folks – a fully-fledged institution as inevitable as a rancid fart after a Happy Meal. The Celebrity Haiku Competition.
Usual prize up for grabs: two whole packets of delicious Space Raiders crisps. The best intergalactic-themed corner shop snack in existence? Damn right. And you could be in with a chance of munching down on 'em within, oohh, a week or so. Possibly.
This week we're looking at pompous fashion-fascists Trinny And Susannah. But – before we kick off our festivities – let's just see who claimed victory last week…
