Jennifer Lopez Runs Triathlon To Prove She’s Harder Than You Jennifer Lopez could beat you in a fight, have no doubt of that - she'd trample your stupid face into the dirt and then shatter your ribs with her arse. What makes us so sure of this? Because Jennifer Lopez has just taken part in a triathlon, that's why. Jennifer Lopez has taken part in a triathlon and you're slobbing around on the internet completely oblivious to the fact that your body's slowly congealing into a giant dollop of jellied pork pie filling. And that's a scientific fact. What's even more impressive is that Jennifer Lopez ran her triathlon yesterday despite only giving birth to twins six months ago. Not only does that show supreme dedication to fitness training on Jennifer Lopez's part, but there's also a nice little kickback for the twins, too - now, rather than breast milk, Jennifer Lopez lactates a mixture of sweat, Gatorade and an unusually concentrated dose of Epinephrine. Delicious!