Celebrity Stalking is an art – one few have perfected.
We did though – don’t believe us? Then how do you explain us living in Dom DeLuise‘s pantry for almost a month. Our trick was to dress as something that wasn’t food. It doesn’t really matter what – that’s the only stuff that used to make it back there. Around week three we found ourselves having surprisingly deep discussions with a broom. Go ahead – mock.
That broom was the truest of friends.
We’re an excellent stalker. The lady recently caught peeping through Britney Spears windows, on the other hand, is a sucky one.

