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Eddie Murphy Has Been Teetotal For 18 Years (Please Start Drinking Again)

November 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Have you seen how outrageously great Eddie Murphy was back in his SNL days? Think about those fantastic films he made way back when! Beverley Hills Cop(s), Trading Places, Coming To America, 48hrs… not to mention stand-up films like Raw.

He was untouchable for a while. And then he went rubbish. Really, really dreadful.

In fact, it all started going wrong in the ’90s with dreck like The Nutty Professor, Shrek, Dr Dolittle and anything that enabled him to play all the characters at once. So what went wrong? It seems he stopped drinking, that’s what.

Peter Andre Doesn’t Want Transvestites Near His Kids, So Back Off

October 12th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

It's perfectly clear that Peter Andre likes humans with genitals that are the opposite of his.

Take his famous pop song Mysterious Girl. We've been able to deceiver that this song is about women. In the song he wants to ?get close? to this Mysterious Girl, but why? Did she smell nice? Or had she just baked a pie?

Either way, Peter Andre knows the difference between men and women, and that’s something he’s keen to pass onto his children. So he's got something else to squeeze into a few episodes of his rubbish ITV2 show. You see, Peter isn't overly keen that Katie Price?s new boyfriend Alex Reid likes to dress up in pretty frocks and makeup.

Ronaldo And The Three Transvestite Prostitutes

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Footballers often come in for a lot of criticism because they earn obscene amounts of money and are all dumber than dust.

But not all footballers fit this stereotype. Look at Brazilian football ace Ronaldo, for example – sure, he’s neck-deep in cash from playing for AC Milan, but you can’t call him stupid. Why, earlier this week Ronaldo displayed his dazzling intellect by picking up three prostitutes as soon as his girlfriend had turned his back. Three prostitutes that turned out to be men. But just because Ronaldo can’t tell the difference between men and women, it doesn’t mean that he’s stupid.

Oh, who are we kidding, yes it does. It means Ronaldo is probably the most dribblingly stupid cack-brained single-digit-IQed crosseyed dunderhead ever to pull a radio to pieces to see where the little talking men are hiding. Probably.