Michael Jackson Needs Two Lungs & A New Eye For Xmas There's no end to Michael Jackson's talents - he can sing, dance, act and transform into a giant plasticine rabbit to elude his fans. But there's one thing that Michael Jackson can't do particularly well at the moment, and that's breathe. According to one of his biographers, Michael Jackson suffers from a potentially fatal lung disorder that requires an emergency transplant before it kills or blinds him. Hopefully that's not true because, if he has his lungs replaced, the only parts of Michael Jackson to actually belong to Michael Jackson will be three strands of armpit hair and a fragment of toenail.