Articles tagged with: Transgender
Young Aryan Transsexual Makes Brave Life Choices For Mediocre Eurodisco
What would you get if you went back in time, kidnapped Aled Jones before his voice broke, transported him to Germany to whip off his bits, turned them inside-out like a glove, then gave him a blonde asymmetrical fringe, and access to bland music software? You'd get Teutonic transgender pop sensation, Kim Petras. Or that gurning bisexual one out of Blue. But this isn't about him. This is about German 16-year-old Kim Petras who has lived as a girl for most of her life, but only had her man-bits remodelled by surgeons last year, and is celebrating by saturating the three-figure end of the charts with her bland Eurodance single, Die For You.
What would you get if you went back in time, kidnapped Aled Jones before his voice broke, transported him to Germany to whip off his bits, turned them inside-out like a glove, then gave him a blonde asymmetrical fringe, and access to bland music software? You'd get Teutonic transgender pop sensation, Kim Petras. Or that gurning bisexual one out of Blue. But this isn't about him. This is about German 16-year-old Kim Petras who has lived as a girl for most of her life, but only had her man-bits remodelled by surgeons last year, and is celebrating by saturating the three-figure end of the charts with her bland Eurodance single, Die For You.
Cher’s Gay Daughter To Surgically Become Cher’s Straight Son
We've heard a time or two that it's difficult to be gay. Not only do you have to drink from separate drinking fountains in California, but there's all that chaffing in really crazy places. Both of those factors may have contributed to Cher's daughter Chastity deciding to become Cher's son Chaz. Let us be clear in stating that we don't know for sure why Chastity/Chaz is going under the genital-hungry knife. We suspect it's probably because she just doesn't want to be gay anymore, and a patch-work penis is her only way to the front of the bus.
We've heard a time or two that it's difficult to be gay. Not only do you have to drink from separate drinking fountains in California, but there's all that chaffing in really crazy places. Both of those factors may have contributed to Cher's daughter Chastity deciding to become Cher's son Chaz. Let us be clear in stating that we don't know for sure why Chastity/Chaz is going under the genital-hungry knife. We suspect it's probably because she just doesn't want to be gay anymore, and a patch-work penis is her only way to the front of the bus.
Tyra Banks Sends Top Model Contestant’s Male Genitals Into A Scissory Abyss
What’s nice about America’s Next Top Model is that it takes a young girl who really isn’t good at anything at all, and somehow turns that into a positive. Throughout a typical season several competing girls learn to take their overall dearth of life-skills and fling them at the camera like a monkey flings fecal matter that's been picked clean of all its nutritional value. It's an ode to humanity if you think about it; girls come from nothing, Tyra intervenes, girls receive the potential to make loads of money all over the place by blankly staring into the business end of George Eastman's big glass eye. But what happens if a would-be contestant just has too many penises? Would his bulgy bikini shots be a life-long demerit. Not if Tyra has anything to say about it. Which she does, especially in this case - she's paying to have one of the show's contestants get their man-hammer cut off with knives. Seriously. Sounds like a ratings winner.
What’s nice about America’s Next Top Model is that it takes a young girl who really isn’t good at anything at all, and somehow turns that into a positive. Throughout a typical season several competing girls learn to take their overall dearth of life-skills and fling them at the camera like a monkey flings fecal matter that's been picked clean of all its nutritional value. It's an ode to humanity if you think about it; girls come from nothing, Tyra intervenes, girls receive the potential to make loads of money all over the place by blankly staring into the business end of George Eastman's big glass eye. But what happens if a would-be contestant just has too many penises? Would his bulgy bikini shots be a life-long demerit. Not if Tyra has anything to say about it. Which she does, especially in this case - she's paying to have one of the show's contestants get their man-hammer cut off with knives. Seriously. Sounds like a ratings winner.
