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Supergirl Casts TV’s First Transgender Superhero

July 23rd, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Just a couple of weeks ago, Scarlett Johannsson stepped down from her role in “Rub and Tug” because she realized her playing a trans man was in poor taste (not unlike when she played an Asian woman, but I digress). I wasn’t surprised that Scarlett got cast in the first place, because, let’s be real, actual trans people are heavily under-represented in the film industry and often don’t even get casted to play actual trans people.

However, we’re starting to see that change. At San Diego’s Comic-Con this past weekend, it was confirmed that 21-year-old trans activist and actress, Nicole Maines, would be joining the fourth season of CW’s Supergirl.

Why Bruce Jenner’s Transition Matters

April 25th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Bruce Jenner has been many things over the years: American sports hero, sex symbol, infomercial superstar, and, to this generation, he was the most down-to-earth person on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” But last night during his interview with Diane Sawyer, the world found out the most important thing about Bruce, something that had long been suspected: Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman.

I’m not going to lie, maybe it’s the pregnancy hormones, but I cried a few times during his interview. Unlike when he’s muddling around on KUWTK, Bruce seemed to really be himself (I am only still referring to him as a he because, as Diane pointed out last night, he’s fine with that for now for confusions sake). He was funny, honest, emotional, and badass. It’s not often a reality tv star says they want to change the world, but in Bruce’s case, he just might.

Laverne Cox Slays in Allure Magazine

April 17th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

This morning I was scrolling through my phone checking out the recent gossip that I could possibly report on when I skimmed past a pic of what I thought was a nude Beyoncé. I obviously went back, and when I did I realized it was not Beyoncé, but the transgendered queen of my heart, Laverne Cox.

Allure magazine has been doing a nude issue for years now featuring some beautiful female celebrities posing for stunning nude photos, but this is the first time they’ve featured a transgendered female celebrity. Which, heads up, is huge.

Why Does America Hate Cher’s Transgender Son? Because They’re Idiot Christians Being Forced To Watch TV

September 1st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Cher has a son. He’s called Chaz. Chaz used to be a girl, but now isn’t. And that’s fine because what he looks at when naked in the mirror doesn’t affect anyone but him or who he has sex with. Right? WRONG.

See, America – because it’s filled with judgemental Christian dickheads – completely believes that Chaz Bono’s genitalia it’s everyone business.

That’s why there’s a load of hooting fools all kicking off about Chaz’s appearance on Dancing With the Stars. WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY? You’d hope Jesus would have better things to do with his time than watching dreadful dancing competitions. And Cher? She’s not happy about it at all.

Awesome or Off-Putting: WWII Allies Almost Turned Hitler Into A Mustachioed Woman

August 28th, 2011 By Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

If Adolph Hitler had been a woman, perhaps he would have only killed his husband’s dinner every night instead of all those innocent nice people. But alas – he wasn’t. The testosterone that raced through his veins pushed his military into the far corners of the world – mowing down anybody that prayed to a different God. If only his hobbies had been crocheting and recipes instead of gas chambers and bombs. Perhaps then things wouldn’t have gotten so out of hand.

Perhaps that’s why the allied forces were going to use inside people to slip him enough estrogen to make him grow boobies, and wonder which lip stick would go best with his shoes.

Young Aryan Transsexual Makes Brave Life Choices For Mediocre Eurodisco

June 11th, 2010 By Robyn Wilder

What would you get if you went back in time, kidnapped Aled Jones before his voice broke, transported him to Germany to whip off his bits, turned them inside-out like a glove, then gave him a blonde asymmetrical fringe, and access to bland music software?

You’d get Teutonic transgender pop sensation, Kim Petras. Or that gurning bisexual one out of Blue. But this isn’t about him.

This is about German 16-year-old Kim Petras who has lived as a girl for most of her life, but only had her man-bits remodelled by surgeons last year, and is celebrating by saturating the three-figure end of the charts with her bland Eurodance single, Die For You.

Cher’s Gay Daughter To Surgically Become Cher’s Straight Son

June 19th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

We’ve heard a time or two that it’s difficult to be gay. Not only do you have to drink from separate drinking fountains in California, but there’s all that chaffing in really crazy places.

Both of those factors may have contributed to Cher’s daughter Chastity deciding to become Cher’s son Chaz. Let us be clear in stating that we don’t know for sure why Chastity/Chaz is going under the genital-hungry knife. We suspect it’s probably because she just doesn’t want to be gay anymore, and a patch-work penis is her only way to the front of the bus.

Tyra Banks Sends Top Model Contestant’s Male Genitals Into A Scissory Abyss

March 24th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

What’s nice about America’s Next Top Model is that it takes a young girl who really isn’t good at anything at all, and somehow turns that into a positive.

Throughout a typical season several competing girls learn to take their overall dearth of life-skills and fling them at the camera like a monkey flings fecal matter that’s been picked clean of all its nutritional value. It’s an ode to humanity if you think about it; girls come from nothing, Tyra intervenes, girls receive the potential to make loads of money all over the place by blankly staring into the business end of George Eastman‘s big glass eye.

But what happens if a would-be contestant just has too many penises? Would his bulgy bikini shots be a life-long demerit. Not if Tyra has anything to say about it. Which she does, especially in this case – she’s paying to have one of the show’s contestants get their man-hammer cut off with knives.

Seriously. Sounds like a ratings winner.